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So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« on: September 12, 2012, 09:59:08 PM »
I think attacking their backfield with the DEs will force mistakes.

On offense, run the ball 65 times with 40 on Mason.

Yours?

« Last Edit: September 12, 2012, 10:21:40 PM by TheSix »
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2012, 10:47:48 PM »
I think attacking their backfield with the DEs will force mistakes.

On offense, run the ball 65 times with 40 on Mason.

Yours?
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2012, 11:15:50 PM »
I think attacking their backfield with the DEs will force mistakes.

On offense, run the ball 65 times with 40 on Mason.

Yours?

I think the key to the game will be the offense scoring more points than the defense gives up. 
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2012, 11:18:02 PM »
I think the key to the game will be the offense scoring more points than the defense gives up.

Considering we only have one offensive touchdown this year, that might be asking a little too much.
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2012, 11:18:37 PM »
...or at least scoring a touchdown this week.
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2012, 11:20:19 PM »
Considering we only have one offensive touchdown this year, that might be asking a little too much.

and it wasn't all that offensive.
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2012, 09:13:18 AM »
Completing a pass
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2012, 09:31:56 AM »
I think the key to the game will be the offense scoring more points than the defense gives up.

Your the one that works in engineering. We're looking for the HOW son, not the WHAT.

And I say that HOW is: run 2 kickoffs back for TDs, 2 Pick 6 INTs, 1 fumble pickup for TD, 2 punt returns for good field position that translate into FGs.

41-40 .........ball game.

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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2012, 09:35:58 AM »
Frazier goes full tard and actually completes a pass.

Holland breaks a femur running out of the tunnel and doesn't play.

Championship.
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2012, 09:47:33 AM »
I'm calling the upset right now.


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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2012, 09:51:12 AM »
Never fear, the cavalry has arrived.  Our offensive woes are over:  Benton has been reinstated.
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2012, 09:52:42 AM »
Your the one that works in engineering. We're looking for the HOW son, not the WHAT.

And I say that HOW is: run 2 kickoffs back for TDs, 2 Pick 6 INTs, 1 fumble pickup for TD, 2 punt returns for good field position that translate into FGs.

41-40 .........ball game.

Oh.... the HOW.  Well that's harder.  To do that we just need to get in the end zone more times than the other team.  We can kick a field goal every now and then, but it would be preferable to score touchdowns.

I am a football genius.
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2012, 09:53:51 AM »
Never fear, the cavalry has arrived.  Our offensive woes are over:  Benton has been reinstated.

Is Benton going to fix KF's lack of ability to hit the broad side of a barn or something?
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2012, 10:00:31 AM »
We haven't tried that track greasing thing lately.  That might work. 

Is ULM coming by train?
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2012, 10:00:37 AM »
Never fear, the cavalry has arrived.  Our offensive woes are over:  Benton has been reinstated.

Sweet!  An extra .006 catches a game!
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2012, 10:15:07 AM »
I say entire game, wildcat to Prosch: run up the middle while screaming "BANGARAAAAANG!!" while everyone else blocks
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2012, 10:28:08 AM »
Sweet!  An extra .006 catches a game!

The hussel was strong....and sad at the same time. Because it's true.  :facepalm:
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2012, 10:42:53 AM »
We haven't tried that track greasing thing lately.  That might work. 

Is ULM coming by train?

I like the way you think.
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2012, 10:46:37 AM »
Wake up and start drinking heavily at 8 a.m. 












Oh...you meant the football team.
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Re: So now the B.S. about Memphis is over, Keys to UL-M
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2012, 11:08:04 AM »
Wake up and start drinking heavily at 8 a.m. 

Oh...you meant the football team.

That's my strategy. Last Saturday, I'd say the hangover hit at around... 4 or 5 pm?? Mixing double IPA, Belgian dubbel, stout, and hefeweizen together helped numb the pain.
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