Where Were You?

[Snaggletiger]

I had just finished getting laid that morning and was about to hop in the shower and get ready for work.  My oldest brother had already called a couple of times during coitus so I called him back before I hopped in the shower.  He told me to flip the tv on.  Flipped it on just in time to see the second plane hit. 

A week later I went down to the Marine Corps recruiting station where I was politely told to take my old ass home.  They didn't need any 31 year old corporals.

Bull shit.  You never shower right before work.

[dallaswareagle]

Bull shit.  You never shower right before work.

Especially if you have that touchdown smell on you. 

[Saniflush]

Bull shit.  You never shower right before work.

Actually I do.  And I shower at night.  And if it's the weekend I might take another one throughout the day.  I have spent too many weeks not being able to take one before.  Ever since getting out of the Corps I have never skimped (and as far as I am concerned never will) on hot water, central air and heat, and ice. 

Especially if you have that touchdown smell on you. 

But real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts
'cause real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em

[GH2001]

Actually I do.  And I shower at night.  And if it's the weekend I might take another one throughout the day.  I have spent too many weeks not being able to take one before.  Ever since getting out of the Corps I have never skimped (and as far as I am concerned never will) on hot water, central air and heat, and ice. 


But real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts
'cause real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em

Never squander a chance to get the smell of pussy off your dick.

[dallaswareagle]

Actually I do.  And I shower at night.  And if it's the weekend I might take another one throughout the day.  I have spent too many weeks not being able to take one before.  Ever since getting out of the Corps I have never skimped (and as far as I am concerned never will) on hot water, central air and heat, and ice. 

But real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts
'cause real gangsta-ass niggas know they got em

I would add transportation; I don’t turn down any rides. 10 miles or 10 yards cause you never know when you might be walking again. (With stuff)

[Snaggletiger]

I know what you guys mean.  One time, in elementary school, the air conditioning went out for whole week.  It was like September or something and hot.  Boy, did we sweat.  I swore then and there that if I ever got me a good paying job, my thermostat would never go above 71 in the summer.  And I've kept that promise.

[Saniflush]

I would add transportation; I don’t turn down any rides. 10 miles or 10 yards cause you never know when you might be walking again. (With stuff)

Well that is just one of the unwritten general orders in the Corps.

Don't stand when you can sit; don't sit when you can lay; don't walk when you can ride.

[GH2001]

Well that is just one of the unwritten general orders in the Corps.

Don't stand when you can sit; don't sit when you can lay; don't walk when you can ride.

And last but not least....don't jack off when you can fuck.

[dallaswareagle]

I know what you guys mean.  One time, in elementary school, the air conditioning went out for whole week.  It was like September or something and hot.  Boy, did we sweat.  I swore then and there that if I ever got me a good paying job, my thermostat would never go above 71 in the summer.  And I've kept that promise.

We all make sacrifices for the greater good.

[dallaswareagle]

And last but not least....don't jack off when you can fuck.

In certain situations you do what you can with what you have to work with. And let’s face it the military don’t exactly send you to places that have models running loose. 

[Shug Dye]

I have never skimped (and as far as I am concerned never will) on hot water, central air and heat, and ice. 

Until the zombies come.

[The Six]

Until the zombies come.

Good thing they mostly come at night.

Mostly.

[Saniflush]

Until the zombies come.

That's what generators are for. 

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Good thing they mostly come at night.

Mostly.

I thought that was freaks?

[AWK]

Here's a two-fer for you.

Had an 8:00 Tues-Thurs class my first semester at Auburn (nevar again).

That day we had an exam, so I was out of there in like a half hour. Came back home and watched some TV to unwind before going back to bed, as was my routine.

Watched a lot of Fox News at the time. The first plane had just hit. Watched as the second plane hit.

AWK was getting ready for his first class of the day, about to leave, when I leaned out of my room and asked him if he was aware of "the Armageddon that's apparently going on right now". So that's his "where were you" answer too.

This actually happened... or maybe it was Kaos's version.  All the same...

[JR4AU]

And last but not least....don't jack off when you can fuck.

You don't have to cuddle and pretend to enjoy it with your hand after you jizz, you can fucking roll over an just go to sleep. 

[GH2001]

You don't have to cuddle and pretend to enjoy it with your hand after you jizz, you can fucking roll over an just go to sleep.

Well, yeah. That goes without saying.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

You don't have to cuddle and pretend to enjoy it with your hand after you jizz, you can fudgeing roll over an just go to sleep.

Still might want to clean up first, otherwise you wake up with your sheets glued to your belly.



Or so I've heard.

[Saniflush]

Still might want to clean up first, otherwise you wake up with your sheets glued to your belly.



Or so I've heard.

That's why you skeet on her back......


Superman dat ho.

[GH2001]

That's why you skeet on her back......


Superman dat ho.

Yeah, but....BUT....after a few mins the texture of that shit changes and it ends up dripping on the sheets anyway, and like AUT2000 said, they become glued to your belly (or back, depending on how you sleep)......SO I'VE HEARD.