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I Workout
« on: September 04, 2012, 11:49:44 AM »
An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing... He asked the trainer that was near by"What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby"

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Re: I Workout
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2012, 12:48:02 PM »
An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing... He asked the trainer that was near by"What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby"

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He didn't know your wife won't allow you to use the ATM machine, did he?
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Re: I Workout
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2012, 07:47:53 PM »
He didn't know your wife won't allow you to use the ATM machine, did he?

Dayum!
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