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« on: August 30, 2012, 08:25:23 PM »
Vandy playing teh Cocks tough. Connor Shaw either dislocated his shoulder or broke his collarbone. Could be a huge blow for the Cocks.
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Re: Cocks n Dores
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2012, 08:33:38 PM »
leaving the cocks limp.
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Re: Cocks n Dores
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2012, 08:52:05 PM »
leaving the cocks limp.

Nookie, darlin, I <3 you so much.
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2012, 09:08:27 PM »
If there's one thing we know Vandy's capable of...it's beating cocks.
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2012, 09:15:30 PM »
I think the "da da da daaaaa" thing the Carolina band plays is 87.361% more annoying than listening to Rocky Top.
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2012, 09:35:02 PM »
Spurrier doing his best Malzahn Impression from last year...is Lattimore doing spice on the sidelines. Tha fuck they should be riding him.
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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2012, 09:36:03 PM »
Nookie, darlin, I <3 you so much.
You <3 limp cocks?
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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2012, 09:54:58 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2012, 10:18:16 PM »
I think the "da da da daaaaa" thing the Carolina band plays is 87.361% more annoying than listening to Rocky Top.
Oh no. Da da da daaaa doesn't make you beg for a bullet like Rocky Top will when UT is winning.
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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2012, 10:30:43 PM »
UT winning?  Who remembers that? 

At the end of the day Vandy is still Vandy.  Moral victories early in the season. 
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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2012, 10:38:27 PM »
UT winning?  Who remembers that? 

At the end of the day Vandy is still Vandy.  Moral victories early in the season.
Although, I will say with the recruits they are getting, Vandy could become really good really quick. They did a great job across both fronts tonight.

One lousy interference call away form making it a game.

I hope we are solid before we go there and play.
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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2012, 11:59:25 PM »
So, after Shaw dislocated his shoulder, he came back in to play due to the backup being garbage...Coach Spurrier calls for him a QB Draw? Seriously? Coach, you realize that you have 11 more games in the regular season, right?
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« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2012, 07:15:16 AM »
I gotta say that I was less than impressed with either team.

SC's defensive line gave up on plays that allowed Vandy to make some that they should not have.

Vandy is still Vandy and all the rah rah-ing and moral victories in the world is not going to change that.
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« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2012, 08:40:20 AM »
I gotta say that I was less than impressed with either team.

SC's defensive line gave up on plays that allowed Vandy to make some that they should not have.

Vandy is still Vandy and all the rah rah-ing and moral victories in the world is not going to change that.
They wilted when it mattered.
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« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2012, 08:57:46 AM »
I though USCe defense looked tired most of the game.  The offense was unimpressive, but I though Spurriers play calling was shit. 

Cocks could be in for a long season as their October stretch is vs. UGA, at LSU, at UF, vs. UT and then vs. Ark (to start Nov)  that is brutal.
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Re: Cocks n Dores
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2012, 09:09:53 AM »
I though USCe defense looked tired most of the game.
It seemed like after the first quarter, they were done. Aside from one or two plays, Clowney was a non-factor as well. Maybe they were just complacent, and Vandy gave them more than they wanted. You couldn't really tell if Vandy was simply overachieving, USCe was slacking, or if both teams are really that shitty. I know everybody up there likes James Franklin, and I think he is good for Vandy too. But at some point, the "This isn't the old Vanderbilt" bravado is going to run out. At the end of the day, it really is still Vanderbilt. The sad part is, Vandy very well may have blown their wad for the season already.
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« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2012, 09:14:35 AM »
I gotta say that I was less than impressed with either team.

SC's defensive line gave up on plays that allowed Vandy to make some that they should not have.

Vandy is still Vandy and all the rah rah-ing and moral victories in the world is not going to change that.

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I attribute SC's performance (a lot of it anyway) to it being the first game, being rusty, etc. Vandy is just Vandy. They looked better than they really are at times because of SC's tardness.
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« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2012, 09:19:49 AM »
I though USCe defense looked tired most of the game.  The offense was unimpressive, but I though Spurriers play calling was shit. 


And I don't get it. 

They have talent.  A lot of it too. 

Lattimore looked good.  Their offensive line is adequate.  They have talented receivers.  Their defense has some absolute studs. 

I guess their quarterbacks are that bad.  But the play calling was atrocious.  Spurrier ran his quarterback and he ran Lattimore.  It's how Lattimore got hurt last year and how his quarterback is already hurt this year. 
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Re: Cocks n Dores
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2012, 09:22:18 AM »
And I don't get it. 

They have talent.  A lot of it too. 

Lattimore looked good.  Their offensive line is adequate.  They have talented receivers.  Their defense has some absolute studs. 

I guess their quarterbacks are that bad.  But the play calling was atrocious.  Spurrier ran his quarterback and he ran Lattimore.  It's how Lattimore got hurt last year and how his quarterback is already hurt this year.

Because, in a way, they are still South Carolina. SC and Vandy's all time records aren't THAT different. At least Vandy has the excuse of being hard to get into. I think the Ole Ball Corch looked off last night.
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Re: Cocks n Dores
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2012, 09:28:36 AM »
Maybe it's just because USC is and always has been our bitch, but I never have looked at that program as anything other than Mississippi Skrate East. Looked just like em' last night too.
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