It makes my cold black heart glow a faint amber hue to know that most of my fellow X'ers know how to properly enjoy their whiskey.
With a 1/4 oz of simple sugar, a dash of Angostura bitters and a twist of orange peel.RE-COG-NIZE!
What time is the dick sucking lesson, princess?
Old Fashioned..mother fucker. Drinkin old school!Also the drink your man crush pours in Crazy Stupid Love.
Oh, I know what the recipe is.It's a drink for old ladies and hipster homos.
I'm deb-O-NARE...motherfucker.I have more charisma in the tip of my dick then you have in your whole wee body.
Clearly you've been dipping into the sauce a little early today.
You have been slipping since you got married
I'm sorry, you were saying?I was busy weighing in on color choices for the new powder room.
It's cool you still have a manly dog.And she's a good girl...yes she is. Her's a pretty girl.
Judas, what am I: the new Snags?
Well you are acquainted with Miss Lucille's.
May a crazed weightlifter clean and jerk your sister.
You started this expedition, I am merely navigating.