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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2012, 09:37:14 AM »
It makes my cold black heart glow a faint amber hue to know that most of my fellow X'ers know how to properly enjoy their whiskey.

Hey, we may disagree on how to make the best stuff, but we are on the same page on how to drink the shit. And with Sundrop aint it.  :facepalm:
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2012, 09:58:45 AM »
With a 1/4 oz of simple sugar, a dash of Angostura bitters and a twist of orange peel.

RE-COG-NIZE!
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« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2012, 02:43:52 PM »
With a 1/4 oz of simple sugar, a dash of Angostura bitters and a twist of orange peel.

RE-COG-NIZE!

What time is the dick sucking lesson, princess?
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2012, 03:01:44 PM »
What time is the dick sucking lesson, princess?
Old Fashioned..mother fucker.  Drinkin old school!

Also the drink your man crush pours in Crazy Stupid Love.

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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2012, 03:02:50 PM »
Old Fashioned..mother fucker.  Drinkin old school!

Also the drink your man crush pours in Crazy Stupid Love.

Oh, I know what the recipe is.

It's a drink for old ladies and hipster homos.
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« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2012, 03:06:05 PM »
Oh, I know what the recipe is.

It's a drink for old ladies and hipster homos.

I'm deb-O-NARE...motherfucker.

I have more charisma in the tip of my dick then you have in your whole wee body.
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2012, 03:09:15 PM »
I'm deb-O-NARE...motherfucker.

I have more charisma in the tip of my dick then you have in your whole wee body.

Clearly you've been dipping into the sauce a little early today.

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« Reply #27 on: August 30, 2012, 03:11:39 PM »
Clearly you've been dipping into the sauce a little early today.

Only drugs can cause delusions of that size
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2012, 03:11:57 PM »
Clearly you've been dipping into the sauce a little early today.
You have been slipping since you got married
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« Reply #29 on: August 30, 2012, 03:20:31 PM »
You have been slipping since you got married

BOOM!   That just happened.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #30 on: August 30, 2012, 03:24:35 PM »
You have been slipping since you got married

I'm sorry, you were saying?

I was busy weighing in on color choices for the new powder room.
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« Reply #31 on: August 30, 2012, 03:26:44 PM »
I'm sorry, you were saying?

I was busy weighing in on color choices for the new powder room.
It's cool you still have a manly dog.

And she's a good girl...yes she is. Her's a pretty girl.
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #32 on: August 30, 2012, 03:29:29 PM »
It's cool you still have a manly dog.

And she's a good girl...yes she is. Her's a pretty girl.

I chortled loudly.
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« Reply #33 on: August 30, 2012, 03:31:38 PM »
It's cool you still have a manly dog.

And she's a good girl...yes she is. Her's a pretty girl.

Judas, what am I: the new Snags?

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« Reply #34 on: August 30, 2012, 03:32:42 PM »
Judas, what am I: the new Snags?


Well you are acquainted with Miss Lucille's.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #35 on: August 30, 2012, 03:33:40 PM »
Judas, what am I: the new Snags?

May a crazed weightlifter clean and jerk your sister.
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #36 on: August 30, 2012, 03:35:12 PM »
I think the start of CFB tonight has everyone frisky.
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #37 on: August 30, 2012, 03:41:09 PM »

Well you are acquainted with Miss Lucille's.

Point of order: I can drive you to the place, but I have never darkened Lucille's door.

May a crazed weightlifter clean and jerk your sister.

Cleans her up after?  Do I have to pay extra for that?
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« Reply #38 on: August 30, 2012, 03:43:35 PM »
Judas, what am I: the new Snags?

You started this expedition, I am merely navigating.
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Re: Man killed imitating Bigfoot.
« Reply #39 on: August 30, 2012, 03:46:06 PM »
You started this expedition, I am merely navigating.

Which is why we've passed Parliament and Big Ben 231 times.
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