What's The Saturday Plan?

[Snaggletiger]

I think she is pretty much numb from the waste down.

Those collards done been stirred

[Godfather]

Those collards done been stirred

That is just rude.

[Snaggletiger]

Gotta' find a new season flag for the back of the house. (Can see it from the main road)  Mama Snags is working on two new AU wreaths for the front doors.  I didn't do a flag last year.  In 2010, I had one of those free standing, tall, skinny AU flags and it brought us a MNC.  Gots to bring the mojo back for 2012.

Question. Do you buy a new game day shirt and/or cap for each season?  I do and already got both. Made the mistake in 05' and wore the undefeated 04' game day shirt to the first game.  I take full responsibility for that screwed up season.  Bad mojo.   

[Snaggletiger]

That is just rude.

Yep!!

[Godfather]

Question. Do you buy a new game day shirt and/or cap for each season? 

I used to, although I have so many, and the new ones look like shit.

[Snaggletiger]

I used to, although I have so many, and the new ones look like shit.

Found a vintage net cap at Anders a couple of weeks back.  I was pumped at the time but not so sure about it now.  Not normally into the net look.  I'll give it Clemson.  If it doesn't win for us, I'm burning it.  If we kick some purple tiger arse, it's certified.

[Vandy Vol]

I know it's the opener with The Penis/Dores matchup and I'd normally watch it just because it's college foosballz.  But I can't think of two SEC teams I care less about.  No offense but I can't bring myself to sit and watch those two for more than 20 minutes without going full comatose.

Normally no offense would be taken when it comes to shitting on Vanderbilt football, but how in the Tuscaloosa could you state that you somehow care more about Kentucky, Ole Miss, and Alabama THE GREATEST TEAM EVER than South Carolina and Vanderbilt?

I am deeply offended.  So much so that I retract all previous offers of sexual gratification and pole dancing.

[Kaos]

Gotta' find a new season flag for the back of the house. (Can see it from the main road)  Mama Snags is working on two new AU wreaths for the front doors.  I didn't do a flag last year.  In 2010, I had one of those free standing, tall, skinny AU flags and it brought us a MNC.  Gots to bring the mojo back for 2012.

Question. Do you buy a new game day shirt and/or cap for each season?  I do and already got both. Made the mistake in 05' and wore the undefeated 04' game day shirt to the first game.  I take full responsibility for that screwed up season.  Bad mojo.

Yes.  New gear every season. 

Some hats are retired.  (My grey UnderArmour one from 2010, I love that hat and wish I could find another one).

Some are blackballed and can never be worn again, ever.  (Orange UA hat that read Auburn Football I got in 2008)

Some I wear after the season.  If it's one like last year where some was good and some was meh and some sucked I don't blame the headgear and it survives. 

Also do not buy ANYTHING from TigerRags.  Everything I've gotten from there is jinxed. 

[AWK]

Normally no offense would be taken when it comes to shitting on Vanderbilt football, but how in the Tuscaloosa could you state that you somehow care more about Kentucky, Ole Miss, and Alabama THE GREATEST TEAM EVER than South Carolina and Vanderbilt?

I am deeply offended.  So much so that I retract all previous offers of sexual gratification and pole dancing.

I'd have to agree with here.  I'm going to start drinking when I wake up until the game is over/I pass out.

[Pell City Tiger]

Gotta' find a new season flag for the back of the house. (Can see it from the main road)  Mama Snags is working on two new AU wreaths for the front doors.  I didn't do a flag last year.  In 2010, I had one of those free standing, tall, skinny AU flags and it brought us a MNC.  Gots to bring the mojo back for 2012.

Question. Do you buy a new game day shirt and/or cap for each season?  I do and already got both. Made the mistake in 05' and wore the undefeated 04' game day shirt to the first game.  I take full responsibility for that screwed up season.  Bad mojo.

I get a new cap every year. Since I retired the battered & faded orange one after 2007, I just can't find one that I can stick with.

I bought 2 for this season (along with a new blue Under Armor gameday polo). We'll see how they do.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Found a vintage net cap at Anders a couple of weeks back.  I was pumped at the time but not so sure about it now.  Not normally into the net look.  I'll give it Clemson.  If it doesn't win for us, I'm burning it.  If we kick some purple tiger arse, it's certified.

But is it bonafide?

I buy a hat and wear it until you can no longer tell the original color.  As far as shirts, I have a lot of orange and blue shirts, but few actual "Auburn" branded shirts.  Favorite I had was a solid orange polo, with the little Ralph Lauren horse and rider in navy blue.  Understated, but everyone knew who I pulled for.

[Godfather]

I think I found Buzz's hat for this year.

[Buzz Killington]

I think I found Buzz's hat for this year.

That's fuckin' awesome!

[Snaggletiger]

Normally no offense would be taken when it comes to shitting on Vanderbilt football, but how in the Tuscaloosa could you state that you somehow care more about Kentucky, Ole Miss, and Alabama THE GREATEST TEAM EVER than South Carolina and Vanderbilt?

I am deeply offended.  So much so that I retract all previous offers of sexual gratification and pole dancing.

Mission accomplished

[Godfather]

That's fuckin' awesome!

That's nothin this is what Snaggle decided to go with.

[Snaggletiger]

That's nothin this is what Snaggle decided to go with.

That frickin' rocks.  Now I can go with the blue knee socks I got for Christmas.

[Buzz Killington]

That frickin' rocks.  Now I can go with the blue knee socks I got for Christmas.

With the sandals, I assume?

[Snaggletiger]

With the sandals, I assume?

You have to ask?

[Godfather]

With these shorts.

[Snaggletiger]

With these shorts.

I need a 36 waist.