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dallaswareagle

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Too many channels on TV
« on: August 23, 2012, 11:23:20 AM »
While scanning the TV (Direct TV) last night waiting on the wife to come home so we could go out to eat. ($1.00 beers) I ran across this and realized I had too many channels to view. 

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2012, 11:27:36 AM »
Fucking Germans and all of their neighboring cousins.
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2012, 11:29:21 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 23, 2012, 11:27:36 AM
Fucking Germans and all of their neighboring cousins.

Crappy dancing-Good beers.
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2012, 11:30:22 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 23, 2012, 11:29:21 AM
Crappy dancing-Good beers.
The crappy dancing comes from crappy music.

They love David Hasselfart - enough said.
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2012, 11:33:36 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 23, 2012, 11:30:22 AM
The crappy dancing comes from crappy music.

They love David Hasselfart - enough said.

That would make me drink a lot (more) too.
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2012, 01:27:46 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 23, 2012, 11:30:22 AM
The crappy dancing comes from crappy music.



Hey!  "Der Kommissar" was art!

Oh-oh!
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2012, 01:36:58 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 23, 2012, 01:27:46 PM
Hey!  "Der Kommissar" was art!

Oh-oh!

Ya Ya  Der Kommissar's in town
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2012, 01:44:50 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 23, 2012, 01:36:58 PM
Ya Ya  Der Kommissar's in town

Wift 99 luft buallons.
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2012, 02:02:51 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 23, 2012, 01:27:46 PM
Hey!  "Der Kommissar" was art!

Oh-oh!

Not so fast my friend! Falco was Austrian.

Seriously, their music all sucks. Der Cum-a-stain, 99 balloons, Hasselhoff...... :puke:
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2012, 02:15:49 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 23, 2012, 02:02:51 PM
Not so fast my friend! Falco was Austrian.

Seriously, their music all sucks. Der Cum-a-stain, 99 balloons, Hasselhoff...... :puke:

Woah now!  Rammstein is pretty legit.
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2012, 02:20:39 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 23, 2012, 02:15:49 PM
Woah now!  Rammstein is pretty legit.

I was doing this babe one night and got rammstain on her dress
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2012, 02:21:09 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 23, 2012, 02:15:49 PM
Woah now!  Rammstein is pretty legit.

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You just can't go wrong with lyrics like that.
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2012, 03:14:26 PM »
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2012, 04:36:34 PM »
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2012, 04:39:17 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 23, 2012, 02:15:49 PM
Woah now!  Rammstein is pretty legit.

How do they compare to these?

Beatles
MJ
Stones
Led Zepp
Elvis
Eagles
KISS
Queen
Chuck Berry
Temptations
Eric Clapton
Boy George
Fleetwood Mac
Beach Boys
Foo Fighters
Pink Floyd
Elton John
Spice Girls
U2
Prince
Metallica
Hank Williams
Jason Isbell and the 400 unit - I keed!

The Krauts havent had decent music since Strauss and Bach. Dallas is right - it's why they drink so much beer.
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2012, 04:42:14 PM »
Somebody is gonna be in trooouble.
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2012, 04:44:46 PM »
I know AUT1 and K will be pissed about the Isbell and KISS digs but VV and Snags can just get over the fact that Boy George and Spice Girls were crossed out.
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2012, 04:51:35 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 23, 2012, 04:44:46 PM
I know AUT1 and K will be pissed about the Isbell and KISS digs but VV and Snags can just get over the fact that Boy George and Spice Girls were crossed out.

I didn't even notice that.  As soon as I saw that George Michael and Bear Force 1 weren't on the list, I just gave it a big PFFFFFFFFT....
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2012, 05:01:32 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 23, 2012, 04:44:46 PM
I know AUT1 and K will be pissed about the Isbell and KISS digs but VV and Snags can just get over the fact that Boy George and Spice Girls were crossed out.

It's okay.  Prince is still on the list, and I do  :wartim: assless chaps.
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Re: Too many channels on TV
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2012, 05:03:29 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 23, 2012, 04:39:17 PM
How do they compare to these?

Beatles
MJ
Stones
Led Zepp
Elvis
Eagles
KISS
Queen
Chuck Berry
Temptations
Eric Clapton
Boy George
Fleetwood Mac
Beach Boys
Foo Fighters
Pink Floyd
Elton John
Spice Girls
U2
Prince
Metallica
Hank Williams
Jason Isbell and the 400 unit - I keed!

The Krauts havent had decent music since Strauss and Bach. Dallas is right - it's why they drink so much beer.

And shit sounds good after two or three German beers-Come on who hasn't done the chicken dance at their local Fest.  :haha:

And another point about Germany and German Beer, the more we drank the more we understood what the hell they were saying.
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