First Auburn Football Dream of the Season

[wesfau2]

About this time every year I start having dreams about the upcoming football season.  I guess it's caused by withdrawals or anticipation.  Anyway here is this year's first dream:

I'm walking through a bar/restaurant and I stop to watch the TV over the bar because it is showing ESPN and there is a crawl with scores.  It is Thursday, August 28 in my dream.  I see the following score on the crawl: Auburn 87, ULM 3.  I'm pissed because I am positive that the game is supposed to be played on Saturday, but no one can explain why the game was moved to Thursday. 

That's all.  More of a snippet of a dream than a full dream, but there is my subconscious's prediction of the score of our first game.

[Tiger Six]

Kind of a high score, don't you think?  I mean, they only put up what, 28 on Alabama?  I don't think they will score 3 on our defense.

[AWK]

About this time every year I start having dreams about the upcoming football season.  I guess it's caused by withdrawals or anticipation.  Anyway here is this year's first dream:

I'm walking through a bar/restaurant and I stop to watch the TV over the bar because it is showing ESPN and there is a crawl with scores.  It is Thursday, August 28 in my dream.  I see the following score on the crawl: Auburn 87, ULM 3.  I'm pissed because I am positive that the game is supposed to be played on Saturday, but no one can explain why the game was moved to Thursday. 

That's all.  More of a snippet of a dream than a full dream, but there is my subconscious's prediction of the score of our first game.

If we score 87 points, teams will be shitting their pants. 

[Saniflush]

If we score 87 points, teams will be shitting their pants. 

I'll shit my pants if we score that.

[wesfau2]

If we score 87 points, teams will be shitting their pants. 

I never said the dream was realistic.

Besides, I didn't tell you how the dream began:  I was getting head from Raven Riley while eating a steak and taunting Kaos, who sat across the room sobbing uncontrollably.

[Saniflush]

I never said the dream was realistic.

Besides, I didn't tell you how the dream began:  I was getting head from Raven Riley while eating a steak and taunting Kaos, who sat across the room sobbing uncontrollably.

I hope it is realistic.


Was he curled up in the fetal?

[wesfau2]

I hope it is realistic.


Was he curled up in the fetal?

Of course.  Thumbsucking and all.

[AWK]

Of course.  Thumbsucking and all.

Its not realistic unless he had Gene Simmons Kiss makeup applied.

[Tiger Six]

Its not realistic unless he had Gene Simmons Kiss makeup applied.

The lap dance is always better when the stripper Kaos is crying.

[lifesapplepie]

That is really wierd....I swear I had a Auburn football dream last night too! 

I was at the Auburn vs. Georgia game and we were playing at CRAPton bowl in Montgomery.  Auburn scored two quick touchdowns and then intercepted Stafford on the third series!  Then Tenn.'s football team  came out of the tunnels and started picking a fight with Georgia on the field! so they had to forfeit...  In and out on a few other things but that was the premise of the dream.

I forgot to add...Kelly kopowski was sucking my dick the whole game....

HOW MANY MORE DAYS!!!