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AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster

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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #60 on: August 16, 2012, 02:44:33 PM »
Scout reporting on its front page that the AHSAA has cleared Reuben to play.
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #61 on: August 16, 2012, 02:50:05 PM »
Scout reporting on its front page that the AHSAA has cleared Reuben to play.

BOOM!
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #62 on: August 16, 2012, 02:51:15 PM »
Scout reporting on its front page that the AHSAA has cleared Reuben to play.
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #63 on: August 16, 2012, 02:52:08 PM »
Scout reporting on its front page that the AHSAA has cleared Reuben to play.

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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #64 on: August 16, 2012, 02:52:40 PM »
Side note: Can we get a Boom Motherfucker smiley? Maybe a quote bubble over the head of a screaming Muschamp wearing burnt orange and navy?
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #65 on: August 16, 2012, 02:53:23 PM »
Auburn got the AHSAA in their pocket.
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #66 on: August 16, 2012, 02:55:53 PM »
Auburn got the AHSAA in their pocket.


PAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.  Trooper paid dem off.


Funny enough I flipped baldie on yesterday and the first thing I hear is some dumbass predicting us to go 6-5.  I turned it off at that point. 
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #67 on: August 16, 2012, 02:59:23 PM »

PAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.  Trooper paid dem off.


Funny enough I flipped baldie on yesterday and the first thing I hear is some dumbass predicting us to go 6-5.  I turned it off at that point.

Thatz cauuuuse dat game with ole alabammer a&m dont count since itza a lowir deevishun skewel. Aint that rite pawwwl? aint thayut how tha BCS wurks?
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #68 on: August 16, 2012, 03:15:38 PM »
Thatz cauuuuse dat game with ole alabammer a&m dont count since itza a lowir deevishun skewel. Aint that rite pawwwl? aint thayut how tha BCS wurks?
No, only losses to "Louisiana State University and A&M College" don't count for BCS eligibility
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #69 on: August 17, 2012, 03:23:56 AM »
*Word on da skreets*
Reuben Foster and his Mom told the AHSAA a few things about some NCAA Violations that occurred...involving uat.
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #70 on: August 17, 2012, 07:14:05 AM »
*Word on da skreets*
Reuben Foster and his Mom told the AHSAA a few things about some NCAA Violations that occurred...involving uat.


Stop me if I'm wrong Sandy nut the AHSAA has nothing to do with the NCAA.
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #71 on: August 17, 2012, 08:49:12 AM »

Stop me if I'm wrong Sandy nut the AHSAA has nothing to do with the NCAA.

Well, that all depends if the inquiry concerns Auburn or bama.
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #72 on: August 17, 2012, 08:57:25 AM »

Stop me if I'm wrong Sandy nut the AHSAA has nothing to do with the NCAA.

I'm hearing that NASA is now involved.  It could be serious.
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #73 on: August 17, 2012, 09:07:57 AM »
I'm hearing that NASA is now involved.  It could be serious.

You misheard it's the NAACP, NASA was closed down remember.
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #74 on: August 17, 2012, 09:09:10 AM »
You misheard it's the NAACP, NASA was closed down remember.

Not true. They were not closed down, they just moved to Mars.I saw the pics.
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #75 on: August 17, 2012, 09:09:35 AM »
Not true. They were not closed down, they just moved to Mars.I saw the pics.

That's curious. 
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #76 on: August 17, 2012, 09:10:53 AM »
You misheard it's the NAACP, NASA was closed down remember.

What do you think shut them down?!?!?
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #77 on: August 17, 2012, 09:50:18 AM »
Love the reporting on our sports talk show this morning.  The host is the former Bama beat writer and gradyated from the Capstoned. 

"Apparently, the AHSAA found no violations in their investigation of Rueben Foster and they've cleared him to play.  The AHSAA could not find any violations after questioning Rueben and his mother so it looks like he'll be on the field after all for Auburn this Fall.  Meanwhile, Bama fans will be glad to know that the AHSAA approved Darious Page's transfer to Foley because his dad was quoted as saying everything is fine and Darious was at practice yesterday."
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #78 on: August 17, 2012, 09:52:01 AM »
Love the reporting on our sports talk show this morning.  The host is the former Bama beat writer and gradyated from the Capstoned. 

"Apparently, the AHSAA found no violations in their investigation of Rueben Foster and they've cleared him to play.  The AHSAA could not find any violations after questioning Rueben and his mother so it looks like he'll be on the field after all for Auburn this Fall.  Meanwhile, Bama fans will be glad to know that the AHSAA approved Darious Page's transfer to Foley because his dad was quoted as saying everything is fine and Darious was at practice yesterday."

Sweet we get Rueben this Fall....he is on the early, early enrollee list.
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Re: AHSAA to Meet with Reuben Foster
« Reply #79 on: August 17, 2012, 09:55:47 AM »
Sweet we get Rueben this Fall....he is on the early, early enrollee list.

Not so fast my friend.  The NCAA has not finished with him yet.
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