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This is what a beat writer's article should look like...
« on: August 12, 2012, 11:52:16 PM »
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Re: This is what a beat writer's article should look like...
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2012, 07:32:23 AM »
How dare him not mention the illusion of a scandal.
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Re: This is what a beat writer's article should look like...
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2012, 08:18:09 AM »
Where was the allusion to Alabama and Nick Saban's greatness? 

To the gallows! 
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Re: This is what a beat writer's article should look like...
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2012, 09:24:46 AM »
I can't say I'm not happy.

Woodbammer is gone and we have us a decent beat writer now. All is well. Mission accomplished.
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Re: This is what a beat writer's article should look like...
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2012, 01:47:35 PM »
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""We call him the Proschernaut, we call him War Daddy," backup fullback Blake Burgess said. "There's all sorts of names. Coach Loeffler just likes to yell, "I eat people" at him."


I need a new emoticon... one for shivers.
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Re: This is what a beat writer's article should look like...
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2012, 02:43:52 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 13, 2012, 01:47:35 PM

I need a new emoticon... one for shivers.

I second.
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