I just...

Tiger Wench · « **on:** August 10, 2012, 04:12:27 PM »

Had one of those good all over kind of shiver and purr moments that usually involve some me time and some battery operated toys...

DAMN.

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Hereâ€™s a photo from the AU Football Media Guide of Auburn fullback Jay Prosch just being Jay Prosch.

The Auburn weight room legend was named to Bruce Feldmanâ€™s annual Freak list this year for breaking Auburnâ€™s power clean record of 371 with a power-clean double at 380.

That might actually be enough to impress McKayla Maroney. However Clint Moseley, far right, is not impressed.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1 on:** August 10, 2012, 04:15:49 PM »

Sumonabish, that boy is strong.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** August 10, 2012, 04:16:24 PM »

Impressive Moseley cat is not impressed.

Jay Porche is my new man-crush

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #3 on:** August 10, 2012, 04:18:05 PM »

Iâ€™d hate to be the guy having to wash all those shorts. Looks like a lot stains being made.

GH2001 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 10, 2012, 04:20:50 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 10, 2012, 04:12:27 PM

Had one of those good all over kind of shiver and purr moments that usually involve some me time and some battery operated toys...

DAMN.

Power clean of 380....wow.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #5 on:** August 10, 2012, 04:21:04 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 10, 2012, 04:18:05 PM

Iâ€™d hate to be the guy having to wash all those shorts. Looks like a lot stains being made.

You talking about TW's shorts?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #6 on:** August 10, 2012, 04:21:50 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 10, 2012, 04:21:04 PM

You talking about TW's shorts?

Ha - right now, I bet I could make Mr. Power Clean make that same face without the weights...

GH2001 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 10, 2012, 04:25:14 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 10, 2012, 04:21:04 PM

You talking about TW's shorts?

No way. Who would hate being that guy?

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #8 on:** August 10, 2012, 04:27:24 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 10, 2012, 04:21:04 PM

You talking about TW's shorts?

Quote from: GH2001 on August 10, 2012, 04:25:14 PM

No way. Who would hate being that guy?

Depends on what time of the month.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #9 on:** August 10, 2012, 05:07:31 PM »

Caption Clint's Thoughts -

1. "If he loses control of that weight, should I fall down or run away? Probably best to just fall down."

2. "Quite a few black dudes in here. I hope they don't blitz me. Too many hard objects in here to just fall down."

3. "I could do that much. Easy. Man, I wish this crick in my shoulder wasn't here. I'd show these guys."

4. "I swear if Coach Chizik gives this Jay guy a reward for this, I'm going to really bring out the tears in the team meeting."

ssgaufan · « **Reply #10 on:** August 10, 2012, 06:10:05 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on August 10, 2012, 05:07:31 PM

Caption Clint's Thoughts -

1. "If he loses control of that weight, should I fall down or run away? Probably best to just fall down."

2. "Quite a few black dudes in here. I hope they don't blitz me. Too many hard objects in here to just fall down."

3. "I could do that much. Easy. Man, I wish this crick in my shoulder wasn't here. I'd show these guys."

4. "I swear if Coach Chizik gives this Jay guy a reward for this, I'm going to really bring out the tears in the team meeting."

AWK · « **Reply #11 on:** August 10, 2012, 06:16:58 PM »

That is fucking impressive. 380...shit...

Godfather · « **Reply #12 on:** August 10, 2012, 10:27:58 PM »

Quote from: AWK on August 10, 2012, 06:16:58 PM

That is fucking impressive. 380...shit...

Pfffft I can do 16oz curls all day long.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #13 on:** August 10, 2012, 10:33:24 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on August 10, 2012, 05:07:31 PM

Caption Clint's Thoughts -

1. "If he loses control of that weight, should I fall down or run away? Probably best to just fall down."

2. "Quite a few black dudes in here. I hope they don't blitz me. Too many hard objects in here to just fall down."

3. "I could do that much. Easy. Man, I wish this crick in my shoulder wasn't here. I'd show these guys."

4. "I swear if Coach Chizik gives this Jay guy a reward for this, I'm going to really bring out the tears in the team meeting."

I chortled out loud

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #14 on:** August 11, 2012, 01:14:17 PM »

War Tim here? I gotz the new nip pic.

djsimp · « **Reply #15 on:** August 11, 2012, 03:03:41 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on August 11, 2012, 01:14:17 PM

War Tim here? I gotz the new nip pic.

DAYUM!

The Prowler · « **Reply #16 on:** August 11, 2012, 04:41:22 PM »

Btw, that's 415lbs. not 380.

GH2001 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 13, 2012, 11:09:01 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on August 11, 2012, 04:41:22 PM

Btw, that's 415lbs. not 380.

I see 3 -45's, 1 -25, 1 - 5, 1 - 2.5 on each side.

That would be 380. That 4th plate is a 25, not a 45 lb. Same diameter, just thinner. Its them new fangled weights where 25, 35 and 45 all are the same diameter.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #18 on:** August 13, 2012, 06:24:38 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 10, 2012, 04:12:27 PM

Had one of those good all over kind of shiver and purr moments that usually involve some me time and some battery operated toys...

DAMN.

You really should consider having an assistant help you with that me time. I'll volunteer.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2012, 09:20:49 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on August 13, 2012, 06:24:38 PM

You really should consider having an assistant help you with that me time. I'll volunteer.

If we were the last two free people left on earth after the black helicopters take everyone else to the relocation camps, the human race is in deep shit.

Sorry, but tin foil accessories are a turn off.