Carl and I already have tickets in the Club Section of Tiger Stadium for the Return of Satan... I will be wearing as much purple and gold as I can fit on my body - I even bought a purple bra this weekend. Dude better come into Tiger Stadium in a freaking Hamster Ball - I cannot WAIT. Those coonasses are gonna go all Katrina on his ass. Night game, liquored up coonasses... aiiyee, cher!! He may even have to bring his own company of Alabama National Guard - the LA ones sure as hell won't step up to protect him. They may even have to helicopter him into the stadium to keep his bus from getting flipped.