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Saban Cheating Again...

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Re: Saban Cheating Again...
« Reply #60 on: August 09, 2012, 03:26:22 PM »
The Loch Ness Monster is "on the up and up"
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« Reply #61 on: August 09, 2012, 03:29:46 PM »
Enron is on the up- and- up
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« Reply #62 on: August 09, 2012, 03:36:45 PM »
Nigerian Royal Relatives Emails are "on the up- and- up"
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Re: Saban Cheating Again...
« Reply #63 on: August 09, 2012, 03:37:28 PM »
My use of quotation marks is "on the up- and- up"
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« Reply #64 on: August 09, 2012, 03:37:38 PM »
Jim is on the up and up.
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« Reply #65 on: August 09, 2012, 03:38:07 PM »
Mark Ingram's heisman run is "on the up- and- up"
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« Reply #66 on: August 09, 2012, 03:38:47 PM »
Nigerian Royal Relatives Emails are "on the up- and- up"

Got one today from Prince Abdullah Oshwahshabon about $45 mil.  It looked to be "on the up and up" so I'm sending the $1,500.00 needed to make the transfer of funds.
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« Reply #67 on: August 09, 2012, 05:36:22 PM »
Reuben Foster is trying to graduate early...his grades aren't a question, especially since he transferred to one of the best/hardest academic High Schools in the State.

Darius Paige wasn't eligible to play his Junior Season at Washington High, due to not having high enough grades...
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« Reply #68 on: August 09, 2012, 05:42:22 PM »
Darius Paige wasn't eligible to play his Junior Season at Washington High, due to not having high enough grades...
And the good folks at the Capstone were willing to loan him some of theirs.  Such humanitarians.
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« Reply #69 on: August 10, 2012, 09:48:33 AM »
Reuben Foster is trying to graduate early...his grades aren't a question, especially since he transferred to one of the best/hardest academic High Schools in the State.


THIS....going from Troup County to Auburn High School is a huge step up in Academics. Troup County is a dump. You wouldn't be making that move to make things easier in the classroom. Besides, there is the element of his coach moving from one to the other first. I don't see anything remotely similar to the Bama situation other than a transfer took place. Thats it.
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Re: Saban Cheating Again...
« Reply #70 on: August 10, 2012, 12:49:34 PM »
Reuben Foster is trying to graduate early...his grades aren't a question, especially since he transferred to one of the best/hardest academic High Schools in the State.

Darius Paige wasn't eligible to play his Junior Season at Washington High, due to not having high enough grades...
You don't get it Prowler ..bama doesn't do anything wrong.
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Re: Saban Cheating Again...
« Reply #71 on: August 10, 2012, 12:55:27 PM »
You don't get it Prowler ..bama doesn't do anything wrong.

On my mandatory 10 minutes of PF yesterday, "Doc" said,

"There is no reason for any recruit to want to go to Auburn over Alabama.  The only reason they're getting these guys is because Trooper Taylor is paying them.  It's going on now and has been going on forever.  I know for a fact because I can't tell you the names, but I have talked to coaches and they'll tell you it's fact that Trooper is paying these recruits.  When fat boy yellow guy was sitting on the board, he was paying the players...it's always gone on at Auburn."

Even Paul laughed at the guy.  But, he got what he wanted.  People started calling in.
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« Reply #72 on: August 02, 2013, 02:59:25 PM »
Darius Page was processed today.
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Re: Saban Cheating Again...
« Reply #73 on: August 02, 2013, 03:38:03 PM »
Darius Page was processed today.
Apparently something came up in the physical they get when they first arrive on campus.  The silver lining, if any, is that it opened up a spot for a guy that planned on greyshirting.  I know none of you will shed a tear either way, so.... 
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Re: Saban Cheating Again...
« Reply #74 on: August 02, 2013, 03:40:52 PM »
"Darius Paige has medical issues that has caused our medical staff to think that it is not safe for him to play, so he has been medically disqualified," Saban said.
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Re: Saban Cheating Again...
« Reply #75 on: August 02, 2013, 03:44:40 PM »
Apparently something came up in the physical they get when they first arrive on campus.

I'm guessing it wasn't his grades.....
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« Reply #76 on: August 02, 2013, 03:45:08 PM »
"Darius Paige has medical issues that has caused our medical staff to think that it is not safe for him to play, so he has been medically disqualified," Saban said.
Kind of sad for him, really.  I mean, the kid was on campus all of like 3 weeks.  Done even before his first practice.  If I had to guess, must be a heart issue if they were that quick and sure about it. 
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« Reply #77 on: August 02, 2013, 04:15:50 PM »
Yeah, rws, it's called a bullshit medical hardship..."undisclosed, unknown until a few days before practice, medical condition."
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« Reply #78 on: August 02, 2013, 04:24:08 PM »
Kind of sad for him, really.  I mean, the kid was on campus all of like 3 weeks.  Done even before his first practice.  If I had to guess, must be a heart issue if they were that quick and sure about it.

Saban said that he would get to keep his scholarship and get an education, so maybe there is at least somewhat of an upside to it...assuming that the devil is required to keep his promises.
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Re: Saban Cheating Again...
« Reply #79 on: August 02, 2013, 04:44:22 PM »
Saban said that he would get to keep his scholarship and get an education, so maybe there is at least somewhat of an upside to it...assuming that the devil is required to keep his promises.
Yes but, can you do anything with a University of bammer diploma, outside of using it to wipe dirt off your ass?
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