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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2012, 07:30:24 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2012, 05:05:47 PM
When is your birthday?

Yeah.  When is it? 
I got some frosting for ya.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2012, 09:20:15 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 08, 2012, 07:30:24 AM
Yeah.  When is it? 
I got some frosting for ya.

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« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2012, 01:54:30 PM »
Sold!  And replaced with something really keen.

You damned cheapskates.
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2012, 02:05:13 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 20, 2012, 01:54:30 PM
Sold!  And replaced with something really keen.

You damned cheapskates.

a Mustang with oil splattered on it?
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2012, 03:17:48 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 20, 2012, 01:54:30 PM
Sold!  And replaced with something really keen.

You damned cheapskates.

Something smaller with a small velvet lined box for your balls?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2012, 03:20:07 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 20, 2012, 03:17:48 PM
Something smaller with a small velvet lined box for your balls?

Hey!  My balls are still in my scrote, though they are not technically attached to anything anymore.

'07 Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon.  I filled up today and when the pump cut off at 17 gallons I thought, "Wait, is that it?"
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2012, 03:21:53 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 20, 2012, 03:20:07 PM
Hey!  My balls are still in my scrote, though they are not technically attached to anything anymore.

'07 Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon.  I filled up today and when the pump cut off at 17 gallons I thought, "Wait, is that it?"

You'll miss it.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2012, 03:23:34 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 20, 2012, 03:21:53 PM
You'll miss it.

I did used to like passing ricers uphill while hauling the boat.  Don't believe that is going to be happening anymore.
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« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2012, 03:29:50 PM »
Well at least post a pic of your new ride. I mean its no mustang......
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2012, 04:06:08 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 20, 2012, 03:29:50 PM
Well at least post a pic of your new ride. I mean its no mustang......

I wouldn’t. Trust me.
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« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2012, 11:43:36 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 20, 2012, 03:29:50 PM
Well at least post a pic of your new ride. I mean its no mustang......

At the risk of opening myself up to photoshop hell and copious amounts of ridicule....


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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2012, 11:56:34 AM »
Sweet ride.
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2012, 01:13:52 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 22, 2012, 11:43:36 AM
At the risk of opening myself up to photoshop hell and copious amounts of ridicule....



That's cute. What's with the Amigo back end? Did you get a hard top too?

The black wheels give it a more manly look at least.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2012, 01:17:17 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 22, 2012, 11:43:36 AM
At the risk of opening myself up to photoshop hell and copious amounts of ridicule....



Why did you park it out in front of Sam Druckers General store? Waiting on the girls? 
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2012, 02:11:30 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 22, 2012, 01:17:17 PM
Why did you park it out in front of Sam Druckers General store? Waiting on the girls?

Grabbin' breakfast this morning.  While I was there decided to open the top up and take a pic.
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2012, 02:32:36 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 22, 2012, 11:43:36 AM
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SOOOOOO cute. I wanted one when I was sixteen.
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2012, 02:33:39 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on August 22, 2012, 02:32:36 PM
SOOOOOO cute. I wanted one when I was sixteen.

Mark...that left one.
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2012, 03:13:25 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on August 22, 2012, 02:32:36 PM
SOOOOOO cute. I wanted one when I was sixteen.
It started with a whisper...
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2012, 03:17:13 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on August 22, 2012, 02:32:36 PM
SOOOOOO cute. I wanted one when I was sixteen.

Lot's of girls "experiment" at that age.
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Re: Truck For Sale
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2012, 03:32:27 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 22, 2012, 03:17:13 PM
Lot's of girls "experiment" at that age.

That's why I wanted it. If that isn't a pussy getter...I don't know what is! :)
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