Every Rose has it's thorn.

[Godfather]

So my girlfriend says to me, "Diiiiiice, don't come in my mouth!"

And I'm like, "Honey, I don't want to mess up your hair.  We're in a nice restaurant!"

OH!

Older = not my best work, but apropos

[Godfather]

Oh yeah...the jerk store called.

It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

[wesfau2]

Older = not my best work, but apropos

I knew you wouldn't disappoint.