The Sharing Of Marriage

[Exeniaeldedge]

The Sharing Of Marriage (humor)
 
The old man placed an order for one hamburger,
French fries and a drink.
 
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and
carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
perfect money
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
 
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them
.... As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
 
Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'
 
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything
 
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
 
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything..'
 
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
 
She answered
 
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[Townhallsavoy]

She answered, "I'm just admiring the innate quality of life that resides outside of materialistic things like money, possessions, and fame."

The young man looked puzzled.  He had just used the majority of his savings on an investment he learned about from a website he saw on a message board.  He was expecting big returns.

"What do you mean?  Innate quality of life?" he asked.  His countenance conveyed a quizzical mind fraught with insecurity. 

"I mean that here I sit with my husband on a nice afternoon, and we still, after so many years, enjoy each other's company.  This food in front of me won't satisfy me anymore than knowing that I've found true love and cherished it for most of my life.  Money won't buy that," she answered.

The young man thought hard for a second and looked to the old man.

"Do you agree with her?" he asked.

The old man nodded and said, "Of course.  She's the love of my life."

Then the young man said

[Pell City Tiger]

"I hate to see a woman go hungry," as he unzipped his trousers and whipped out his meat whistle. "Enjoy your Big Mac, old man, 'cause  I'm about to give your wife a Whopper."

The Old Man

[DnATL]

"I hate to see a woman go hungry," as he unzipped his trousers and whipped out his meat whistle. "Enjoy your Big Mac, old man, 'cause  I'm about to give your wife a Whopper."

The Old Man

The Old Man then replied, "Please be careful when you take off her Depends, as I have not yet taken my turn with that pair."

[AUChizad]