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Kaos · « **on:** July 17, 2012, 07:46:55 AM »

17 injured in shooting in Tuscaloosa bar.

But...but... that kind of thing ONLY happens in Thugbarn.

http://blog.al.com/tuscaloosa/2012/07/at_least_17_injured_in_shootin.html#incart_river_default

The Six · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2012, 07:55:41 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on July 17, 2012, 07:46:55 AM

But...but... that kind of thing ONLY happens in Thugbarn.

Clearly Bama has underestimated Auburn's influence.

In all seriousness, what the hell is the matter with people today? What happened to good old "put up your dukes" and punching each other in the face?

AUChizad · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2012, 08:30:53 AM »

This type of thinking would normally never come across my mind. But the bammer media, and idiot Finebaum callers & Finebaum himself brought it there.

1) So are the local news stations going to run stories about how Tuscaloosa is a dangerous place and parents of recruits should think twice before sending their kids there? What does Jeff Speegle think about this? Between this and the thing on the strip, it's a bigger problem there than Auburn.

2) Will the shooter get widespread fan support on Twitter?

3) If football players were involved A) Will we even know about it, or will that be covered up? And B) Will it be considered part of a "culture of corruption" even if they're simply the victims? Will Finebaum dig and dig and suggest on air that they started the scuffle and brought it on themselves?

4) if the shooter isn't even a resident of the town (which I doubt that he's not since this was at a bar), is it still a black eye on the city of Tuscaloosa, it's students, and its football team?

5) Did the University alert the parents of all of its students in a timely matter? Will the media go apeshit over how the University failed, putting kids in danger, even if this took place off campus?

I wish my mind went straight to thoughts & prayers for the victims, but instead it's forced here thanks to this bias in the state media.

Godfather · « **Reply #3 on:** July 17, 2012, 08:35:00 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on July 17, 2012, 08:30:53 AM

I wish my mind went straight to thoughts & prayers for the victims, but instead it's forced here thanks to this bias in the state media.

and here I just thought thinning the heard.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:28:20 AM »

Did the university notify the students, the parents, the grandparents, the godparents, the aunts, the uncles, the mentors, the pee wee coaches, the neighborhood garbage men, and the mailmen that there was a shooter on the loose and that the university was on lockdown?

Saniflush · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:34:23 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on July 17, 2012, 09:28:20 AM

Did the university notify the students, the parents, the grandparents, the godparents, the aunts, the uncles, the mentors, the pee wee coaches, the neighborhood garbage men, and the mailmen that there was a shooter on the loose and that the university was on lockdown?

Why would they issue a warning for something that happens regularly?

AUChizad · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2012, 10:01:26 AM »

[too soon black humor]I heard there were actually only 11 shot, but they claimed 17.[/too soon black humor]

Shug Dye · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2012, 10:33:33 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on July 17, 2012, 10:01:26 AM

[too soon black humor]I heard there were actually only 11 shot, but they claimed 17.[/too soon black humor]

Gold.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2012, 10:41:05 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on July 17, 2012, 10:01:26 AM

[too soon black humor]I heard there were actually only 11 shot, but they claimed 17.[/too soon black humor]

GH2001 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2012, 10:44:38 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on July 17, 2012, 10:01:26 AM

[too soon black humor]I heard there were actually only 11 shot, but they claimed 17.[/too soon black humor]

DnATL · « **Reply #10 on:** July 17, 2012, 11:12:21 AM »

Dammit - I was coming to post "Got 17?", but chizzad beat me to it

noxin · « **Reply #11 on:** July 17, 2012, 11:34:15 AM »

Saban heard there were a bunch of 3rd string players at the bar. He's having to come up with more creative ways to do his processin'

CCTAU · « **Reply #12 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:07:30 PM »

Quote from: noxin on July 17, 2012, 11:34:15 AM

Saban heard there were a bunch of 3rd string players at the bar. He's having to come up with more creative ways to do his processin'

Dude. that was COOOLLDDDD!

Saniflush · « **Reply #13 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:59:07 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on July 17, 2012, 12:07:30 PM

Dude. that was COOOLLDDDD!

but funny as fuck.
The entire office just came to see what I was laughing about?

The Six · « **Reply #14 on:** July 17, 2012, 01:05:34 PM »

Wonder if they'll have t-shirts made up or dedicate the season to the victims?

AUChizad · « **Reply #15 on:** July 17, 2012, 01:14:38 PM »

I just posted a long-as-fuck account of recent crimes in Tuscaloosa here.

Apparently there have been at least four shootings and a rape in the past two weeks in Tuscaloosa.

Does Josh Moon, Jeff Speegle, Paul Finebaum find this to be a "troubling trend" in the city of Tuscaloosa?

The Six · « **Reply #16 on:** July 17, 2012, 01:21:18 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on July 17, 2012, 01:14:38 PM

Does Josh Moon, Jeff Speegle, Paul Finebaum find this to be a "troubling trend" in the city of Tuscaloosa?

They are too busy organizing the prayer vigil for the helpless upright citizens of Tuscaloosa.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #17 on:** July 17, 2012, 01:44:49 PM »

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #18 on:** July 17, 2012, 01:47:15 PM »

I'm just waiting for the story chronicling how the shooter spent time in Auburn as a kid.

Kaos · « **Reply #19 on:** July 17, 2012, 02:04:09 PM »

University alerts students!!

http://blog.al.com/tuscaloosa/2012/07/3_ua_students_injured_in_tusca.html

Witness says there were no altercations or loud noises prior to shooting. Completely random and unprovoked.

http://blog.al.com/tuscaloosa/2012/07/ua_grad_student_says_copper_to.html#incart_river_default