Reuben Foster

[The Six]

Who are the other two people in that video?

[AUChizad]

Who are the other two people in that video?

Chase Goodbread & Mike Parker.

The show is called Crimson Cover. On WVUA.

[AUChizad]

Copeland remaining tactful as ever.

The three stages of dumb bammer tweets.

Denial

@Can_YouCope
The comments I made on our tv show about foster and auburn was just a joke . Auburn is our rival ( loosen up or get a life

Bargaining/Deceit

@Can_YouCope
This is Johns Mother in law, an Auburn grad, and I think it is funny that he touched such a nerve!!!

Anger

@Can_YouCope
A lot is being said aboutmy comment about foster even some bama fans are talking reckless Youwant the truth about how I feel F_ _ k Auburn

[Godfather]

Chase Goodbread & Mike Parker.

The show is called Crimson Cover. On WVUA.

Really classy how they call us the barn on a televised show.  What am I thinking though Updyke was just a fringe fan.

[AUChizad]

I tend to make exceptions on my embargo with JOX when good things happen to Auburn/bad things happen to Bama to hear the butthurt.

Wasn't disappointed in my 5 minutes of the OD.

"I ain't gonna flat-out say whether he wuz paid or not, but this was an obvious plot devised by these Aubrin coaches against the Tahd. They wuz plannin on not makin' the switch til signin' day so they could maximize the damage to the Tahd. Th' only reason they done it the way they did was cause the Red Elephant club saw raght through his lies an' called eem the night before an' said "Either 'you-know-what' or get off the pot." After that, he knew the jig was up an' he had to go ahead an' make the announcement."

1) I love how every toothless hick that calls these radio shows know the intricacies of the inner workings of both the Alabama and Auburn athletic programs.

2) Hey, dipshit. Your worst-case-scenario conspiracy theory you're drawing up of what would have happened if Auburn had been left to their evil devices? That's exactly what Bama did times three last year (Calloway, Yeldon, & Kuondjio).

3) I love the ironic general butthurt that virtually every Bama fan I've heard from believes that this is absolutely beyond reality for one guy to switch his commitment from Alabama to Auburn in July without some sort of payment involved, but was totally cool with it when three recruits did the exact same thing, from Auburn to Alabama, on or after signing day last year.

[AUChizad]

What am I thinking though Updyke was just a fringe fan.

Thanks for reminding me. Almost left this out of the "Isolated Incidents" thread.

[War Eagle!!!]

damn...

[djsimp]

damn...

^This! Talk about a nose for the football.

[JR4AU]

damn...

I usually take these HS highlight vids with a grain of salt understanding that D1 prospects are naturally going to look like a man among boys, but DAMN!  He looks like a mutant monster among kids!  Fuck me running he's quick, and finds the ball in a hurry!  And when he finds it, you don't want to be the guy with it! 

[Godfather]

I usually take these HS highlight vids with a grain of salt understanding that D1 prospects are naturally going to look like a man among boys, but DAMN!  He looks like a mutant monster among kids!  Fuck me running he's quick, and finds the ball in a hurry!  And when he finds it, you don't want to be the guy with it!

bama didn't want him anyways.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

The closing speed he shows is incredible.  It looks to me like he is moving faster on D than the first two plays where he was at RB.

[AWK]

damn...

Jesus Christ... he is good.

[Shug Dye]

Let's rename this video, Foreplay.  Sweet Jesus.

[wesfau2]

Bobby Boucher wears Reuben Foster underwear.

[CCTAU]

And this was when he was a junior. Hmmm. I would love to see this develop into that MLB that we have been missing for some time now. It's like he has Bynes nose for the ball, except he is a LOT faster getting there.

[Tiger Wench]

Let's rename this video, Foreplay.  Sweet Jesus.

I'm sorry, what did you say?  There was a soft buzzing noise in the background and I couldn't hear you.

[The Prowler]

Remember when Bobby Reuben tackled the guy from Louisville Greyson High, and threw him into the stands...or that time he tackled the ref by mistake...or when he intercepted a pass and while he was returning it, his pants started falling down and he ran bare assed for a TD?

[Godfather]

What-What happens is, the-the-the center has-has the ball first.                   

And-And-And the quarterback will say, "Hike."

That's when the c-center puts the ball in-into the hands of the quarterback.

So what I do is, I-I start tacklin' the quarterback, unless he give the ball to-to s-somebody else, in which case, I-I try to tackle that person.

[wesfau2]

What-What happens is, the-the-the center has-has the ball first.                   

And-And-And the quarterback will say, "Hike."

That's when the c-center puts the ball in-into the hands of the quarterback.

So what I do is, I-I start tacklin' the quarterback, unless he give the ball to-to s-somebody else, in which case, I-I try to tackle that person.

On a few of the plays in that highlight reel, Foster looks like the fucking waterboy.  Through the OL before the QB has the damned ball in his hands.  Reuben: it's more than a sandwich.

[AUChizad]

On a few of the plays in that highlight reel, Foster looks like the fucking waterboy.  Through the OL before the QB has the damned ball in his hands.  Reuben: it's more than a sandwich.

Destined to be called dirty by whiny UGAys in the near future.