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Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery

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Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« on: July 06, 2012, 10:22:25 AM »
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Granted, that was in January, but I still find this shocking.

Van Gorder's mug has basically replaced the Auburn logo on message boards & Twitter.
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2012, 10:40:46 AM »
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Granted, that was in January, but I still find this shocking.

Van Gorder's mug has basically replaced the Auburn logo on message boards & Twitter.
I don't know if I would call it shocking.  They had what 6 different people they interviewed, mostly women. 

Not to mention they could have just shown those that didn't know.
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2012, 10:42:35 AM »
I loved his National Lampoon's movie.
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2012, 10:56:50 AM »
I'd bet the vast majority of Auburn students love Auburn Football, but don't LOVE football in general, and keep up with it very little if at all.  I wouldn't be shocked if half the students at Auburn couldn't name more than 3 coaches on staff.  Not shocking.  Also not sure that I've noticed his mug has replaced the Auburn Logo anywhere, except maybe in some folk's profiles.  Real Life>Message Boards.
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2012, 11:00:28 AM »
I'd bet the vast majority of Auburn students love Auburn Football, but don't LOVE football in general, and keep up with it very little if at all.  I wouldn't be shocked if half the students at Auburn couldn't name more than 3 coaches on staff.  Not shocking.  Also not sure that I've noticed his mug has replaced the Auburn Logo anywhere, except maybe in some folk's profiles.  Real Life>Message Boards.
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2012, 11:01:37 AM »
Message boards aren't real life.  I thought they were the boson particles of the universe.
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2012, 11:04:28 AM »
Will Ferrell?   :facepalm:
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2012, 02:24:23 PM »
Students for the most part don't care about this shit like we do.  They live in a different world. 
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2012, 02:30:54 PM »
They know Gene Chizik and Trooper Taylor.  That's the staff.
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2012, 02:32:31 PM »
I guarantee you they knew Ted "Jazz Hands" Roof.
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2012, 03:26:10 PM »
I guarantee you they knew Ted "Jazz Hands" Roof.

Be willing to take that guarantee one day and turn it around. 

Give me a picture of Ted Roof and let me walk the campus asking students who he is. 

After a four hours I'd have to call the doctor (think about it...) but during that four hours I'd be surprised if three out of ten could correctly identify him.  I'd go further and say that more would guess Steve Martin than Ted Roof.
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2012, 03:46:35 PM »
Be willing to take that guarantee one day and turn it around. 

Give me a picture of Ted Roof and let me walk the campus asking students who he is. 

After a four hours I'd have to call the doctor (think about it...) but during that four hours I'd be surprised if three out of ten could correctly identify him.  I'd go further and say that more would guess Steve Martin than Ted Roof.


Gotta agree.  I'm no fan of Leno but that segment he did called Jay Walking where he would ask random people on the street the simplest of questions proves without a doubt that most people are dumb.  Factor in that they will not care about it like we do and there you have it.
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2012, 03:46:57 PM »
Students for the most part don't care about this shit like we do.  They live in a different world.

It's true.

When I was a Tiger Host, there were plenty of people who thought I was doing something stupid because I could no longer drink at tailgates, sit in the student section, and wear whatever I wanted to. 
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2012, 03:48:03 PM »
Be willing to take that guarantee one day and turn it around. 

Give me a picture of Ted Roof and let me walk the campus asking students who he is. 

After a four hours I'd have to call the doctor (think about it...) but during that four hours I'd be surprised if three out of ten could correctly identify him.  I'd go further and say that more would guess Steve Martin than Ted Roof.

Steve Martin has a better defense scheme.
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2012, 03:52:43 PM »
Be willing to take that guarantee one day and turn it around. 

Give me a picture of Ted Roof and let me walk the campus asking students who he is. 

After a four hours I'd have to call the doctor (think about it...) but during that four hours I'd be surprised if three out of ten could correctly identify him.  I'd go further and say that more would guess Steve Martin than Ted Roof.

I was joking...and looking for another excuse to throw in the jazz hands comment.
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2012, 04:01:41 PM »
I was joking...and looking for another excuse to throw in the jazz hands comment.

I was looking for a valid exuse to walk around campus and talk to strangers. 
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2012, 04:07:52 PM »
When I was a Tiger Host, there were plenty of people who thought I was doing something stupid because I could no longer drink at tailgates, sit in the student section, and wear whatever I wanted to.
That is pretty stoopid
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2012, 04:15:09 PM »
Steve Martin has a better defense scheme.

This hussel did not go unnoticed.
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2012, 04:19:53 PM »
Students for the most part don't care about this shit like we do.  They live in a different world.

what he said
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Re: Van Gorder: International Man of Mystery
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2012, 04:20:53 PM »
I was looking for a valid exuse to walk around campus and talk to strangers 19 year old babes.
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