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Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2012, 10:10:18 AM »
I wonder if there pussys are you know-To scale?
According to my friend that has dated one for like 4 years: yes.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2012, 10:48:06 AM »
According to my friend that has dated one for like 4 years: yes.


You so had the chance to know that first hand.  You lost points not hitting it.

"Babes" is in the Phoenix area and I know that because one I can read the address on the the flyer and two that's the titty flop that Whit almost got us kicked out of when we were out there for the NC because she was getting "too handsy".
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Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2012, 10:53:22 AM »
According to my friend that has dated one for like 4 years: yes.
I said yes, but I meant no.

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Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2012, 11:00:20 AM »

You so had the chance to know that first hand.  You lost points not hitting it.

All he could think about was how big those hands would make his penis look.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2012, 02:52:52 PM »
"Babes" is in the Phoenix area and I know that because one I can read the address on the the flyer and two that's the titty flop that Whit almost got us kicked out of when we were out there for the NC because she was getting "too handsy".

Sidebar:  What, exactly, are the rules about touching when it's a female receiving a lap dance from another female?  I had no idea what I was supposed to do with my hands or anything else while she was grinding on me.  And she was absolutely gorgeous, so I was game.  I knew the guy that bought it for me was watching, and I assumed he wanted to live out some little fantasy and I wanted to give him his money's worth, but I did not want to get kicked out or get in trouble either. 
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Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2012, 02:59:22 PM »
Sidebar:  What, exactly, are the rules about touching when it's a female receiving a lap dance from another female?  I had no idea what I was supposed to do with my hands or anything else while she was grinding on me.  And she was absolutely gorgeous, so I was game.  I knew the guy that bought it for me was watching, and I assumed he wanted to live out some little fantasy and I wanted to give him his money's worth, but I did not want to get kicked out or get in trouble either.

Same rules as guys-no touching- Was at Strip club for a party (with wife) who got a dance and went to touch said female person and got her hand spanked. Although each club could have different rules?
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Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2012, 06:07:40 PM »
Same rules as guys-no touching- Was at Strip club for a party (with wife) who got a dance and went to touch said female person and got her hand spanked. Although each club could have different rules?
Each club and each girl have different rules.

Some girl strippers love hamming it up with other chicks.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2012, 06:39:21 PM »
Same rules as guys-no touching- Was at Strip club for a party (with wife) who got a dance and went to touch said female person and got her hand spanked. Although each club could have different rules?

What he said.  Depends on the club.  Had a friend who went to a club in Florida on travel for work.  He's getting a dance when the girl turns around in the middle and tells him, "You can play with my boobs any time you want." 

He said drunkenly groping a chick who was pretending to enjoy it reminded him too much of 10th grade so he left.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2012, 06:47:56 PM »
I've seen a midget stripper before.

She looked like Donkey Kong Jr. climbing up the pole and sliding down it.
She damn sure did. Sassy Cassie - did a few shows at that flop house over on Deerpark. That shit was frigging creepy.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
« Reply #29 on: July 05, 2012, 11:06:12 PM »
She damn sure did. Sassy Cassie - did a few shows at that flop house over on Deerpark. That shit was frigging creepy.
Same one I saw. Couldn't remember her name.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
« Reply #30 on: July 06, 2012, 09:29:04 AM »
I knew the guy that bought it for me was watching, and I assumed he wanted to live out some little fantasy and I wanted to give him his money's worth, but I did not want to get kicked out or get in trouble either.
Just an FYI you aren't going to get in trouble...they will just ask you to leave.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
« Reply #31 on: July 06, 2012, 09:33:28 AM »
She damn sure did. Sassy Cassie - did a few shows at that flop house over on Deerpark. That shit was frigging creepy.
Did you tell her you wanted to make a mess in her mouth?
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Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
« Reply #32 on: July 06, 2012, 09:33:36 AM »
Each club and each girl have different rules.

Some girl strippers love hamming it up with other chicks. As husbands watch
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Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
« Reply #33 on: July 06, 2012, 09:36:20 AM »
Did you tell her you wanted to make a mess in her mouth?

Peter North would drown one of them.
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Re: Dallas Cowboys to take team in new direction
« Reply #34 on: July 06, 2012, 09:38:43 AM »

Hey, I'm Gulliver. How are you doing?
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