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You know its a tough softball league to umpire when

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Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2012, 08:21:43 AM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2012, 10:17:06 AM »
Holy shit!  What the hell league you been umpiring in?

Hey, there are dumbasses all over the place. Some of them just happen to get arrested playing softball.

Fixed it myself.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2012, 10:18:46 AM »
Hey, there are dumbasses all over the place. Some of them just happen to play softball.

I know that all too well...
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2012, 01:19:39 PM »
Holy shit!  What the hell league you been umpiring in?

Church league.
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Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2012, 01:39:20 PM »
Church league.

More bench clearing brawls per-capita than open league...
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

dallaswareagle

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Re: You know its a tough softball league to umpire when
« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2012, 03:40:03 PM »
More bench clearing brawls per-capita than open league...

Some of the more competitive church leagues are funny as they tend to pray after the game at the pitcher’s mound. And on more than one occasion I have heard them ask the almighty to help me and my eye sight. I always catch them coming off the field as they have one or two players who have no idea where the church is much less what denomination they are. I ask them how Brother Robert is and they always answer oh he is doing great or something along those lines, of course I have no idea who goes to that church.

The best World Series to do is Military World, them boys and girls play hard and you get no grief and a few days down in Panama City, FL.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'