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Buzz Killington

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Happy Birthday to...
« on: June 21, 2012, 01:16:11 PM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2012, 01:22:16 PM »
he's no jesus. 

happy birthday. 
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2012, 01:24:49 PM »
Quote from: chinook on June 21, 2012, 01:22:16 PM
he's no jesus. 

happy birthday.

No, but he is being fruitful and becoming many.

Happy Birthday, Simp!!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2012, 01:31:40 PM »
Happy burfsday, beyotch.  Wear a condom.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2012, 01:45:48 PM »
Thank you, thank you very much. I'm 24 today.......and I'll 24 next year.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2012, 01:47:09 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 21, 2012, 01:31:40 PM
Happy burfsday, beyotch.  Wear a condom.

Condoms are for pussies. Wait, I just sai.........
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Buzz Killington

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2012, 01:49:00 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 01:45:48 PM
Thank you, thank you very much. I'm 24 today.......and I'll 24 next year.
Damn, I didn't realize you were 5 years older than me.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2012, 01:50:52 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on June 21, 2012, 01:24:49 PM
No, but he is being fruitful and becoming many.

Happy Birthday, Simp!!!!

I would be more like Abraham.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2012, 01:58:42 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 21, 2012, 01:49:00 PM
Damn, I didn't realize you were 5 years older than me.

Man, I really would hate to be turning......oh, I don't know.....37? Better yet, 50ish. Fuck me, I might as well go ahead and off myself today.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2012, 02:06:32 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 01:58:42 PM
Man, I really would hate to be turning......oh, I don't know.....37? Better yet, 50ish. Fuck me, I might as well go ahead and off myself today.

Yeah...50 would be teh real suck.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2012, 02:07:02 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on June 21, 2012, 01:45:48 PM
Thank you, thank you very much. I'm 24 today.......and I'll 24 next year.

24-Dang when I was 24 we ate dirt. AND WE LIKED IT.  Happy B-day
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2012, 02:09:59 PM »
Oh, by the way, I'm really diggn the Bday gift you guys got me.

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2012, 02:19:59 PM »
Have a good one.  Don't knock up the wife again.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2012, 02:34:12 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on June 21, 2012, 02:19:59 PM
Have a good one.  Don't knock up the wife again.

Yeah no doubt. 
Have her take a shot in the mouth for a change.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2012, 02:43:04 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 21, 2012, 02:34:12 PM
Yeah no doubt. 
Have her take a shot in the mouth for a change.

She lives by the book?
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

GH2001

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2012, 02:45:31 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on June 21, 2012, 02:19:59 PM
Have a good one.  Don't knock up the wife again.

The poor girl is pretty trim too. She's had to bear simp's 19 kids and live with him, so you know she's a good woman as well.

Happy B-Day SIMP, you Ice House drinking fucker.
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« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2012, 02:47:23 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on June 21, 2012, 02:43:04 PM
She lives by the book?

Well she picked him up didn't she? 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2012, 02:47:32 PM »
Happy Birthday you bad whiskey, bad beer drinking fertile bastard!

Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 21, 2012, 02:06:32 PM
Yeah...50 would be teh real suck.

Truth! 50 is near death. How miserable would it be?

Quote from: wesfau2 on June 21, 2012, 02:19:59 PM
Have a good one.  Don't knock up the wife again.

He might as well go for kid 20 and make it a nice round number.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2012, 02:49:46 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 21, 2012, 02:34:12 PM
Yeah no doubt. 
Have her take a shot in the mouth for a change.

It makes them have them big bOObs.   Trust me.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2012, 02:52:25 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on June 21, 2012, 02:19:59 PM
Have a good one.  Don't knock up the wife again.

I was once told that parents have a 1 in 5 chance of their children being millionaires. I stopped at 5.
Also, if my wife gets knocked up again, it will either be a medical mystery or somebody as been pulling double duty.

Get your cock out of my Chrysler, you son of a bitch!
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