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Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed

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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #660 on: June 14, 2012, 04:16:52 PM »

Whoa. Is that a "South Parked" Susan James?

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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #661 on: June 14, 2012, 04:17:51 PM »
Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, this is Desmonte Leonard.  Desmonte Leonard is a Woosie from Montgomery.  But he was found in Auburn with football players.  Now think about it.  That does not make sense.  Why would a Woosie, a 5'6" tall Woosie, hang around 6'5" football players?  THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!

That's about what it was like when I was a juror for a trial involving Glennon Threet. 
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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #662 on: June 14, 2012, 04:24:59 PM »
I bet that Harvey Birdman character would know all the answers. I think he took off with Jim.
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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #663 on: June 14, 2012, 04:45:56 PM »
I bet that Harvey Birdman character would know all the answers. I think he took off with Jim.

Damn that guy was good.  Handsome rascal too.
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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #664 on: June 14, 2012, 04:50:04 PM »
Damn that guy was good.  Handsome rascal too.

I'd pee in his butt.
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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #665 on: June 14, 2012, 04:53:04 PM »
I'd pee in his butt.

And there was suddenly an awkward silence on the X.
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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #666 on: June 14, 2012, 04:54:34 PM »
And there was suddenly an awkward silence on the X.

Awkward to us maybe. To VV:clap:
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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #667 on: June 14, 2012, 04:55:43 PM »
I'd pee in his butt.

That may be the worse thing that I have ever heard.
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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #668 on: June 14, 2012, 04:57:18 PM »
That may be the worse thing that I have ever heard.

But at least it came from Vandy Vol. That's the one normal thing about it. It came from who you would expect.
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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #669 on: June 14, 2012, 05:41:32 PM »
Whoa. Is that a "South Parked" Susan James?



Well I took Janet Reno and amended it.  same difference.
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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #670 on: June 14, 2012, 05:50:34 PM »
I really don't like lawyers.  Apologies to all here. 

Susan James can suck a shriveled lemur dick for all I care.  Bitch.

I hate her and she stanks.
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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #671 on: June 14, 2012, 05:57:57 PM »
That may be the worse thing that I have ever heard.
Probably shouldn't come to the TigersX Golf Outing then...

Just kidding, you should fucking join us.
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« Reply #672 on: June 14, 2012, 06:06:06 PM »
I really don't like lawyers.  Apologies to all here. 

Susan James can suck a shriveled lemur dick for all I care.  Bitch.

I hate her and she stanks.

Why say it, then apologize.   Own that shit!
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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #673 on: June 14, 2012, 06:15:15 PM »
Probably shouldn't come to the TigersX Golf Outing then...

Just kidding, you should fucking join us.

Well, I can tell you if I were there it would be for the brew. I don't golf. I fucking suck at it.
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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #674 on: June 14, 2012, 06:19:52 PM »
Why say it, then apologize.   Own that shit!

Always planned to be a lawyer and then I read shit like this drizzly whore says and it makes me glad I never took that path. 
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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #675 on: June 14, 2012, 06:24:26 PM »
I could never be a lawyer because I suck at lying.
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« Reply #676 on: June 14, 2012, 06:30:14 PM »
Always planned to be a lawyer and then I read shit like this drizzly whore says and it makes me glad I never took that path.

What did she say?
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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #677 on: June 14, 2012, 06:30:58 PM »
I could never be a lawyer because I suck at lying.

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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #678 on: June 14, 2012, 06:53:09 PM »
Not that it needs to be said, but not all lawyers are like that woman.
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Re: Ed Christian and Ladarius Phillips allegedly shot & killed
« Reply #679 on: June 14, 2012, 07:02:00 PM »
Not that it needs to be said, but not all lawyers are like that woman.

She's brown too, right?
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