I'm just glad to see that you are down to the three seed in the playoffs. It would be best if we go ahead and knock you down another couple of spots next week as well. No need to get your hopes up only to be disappointed.
Well, looks like I'll be seeded in the #2 spot behind ballsonyourchin, with you seeded #3. (suck it, homey) Our records will be the same, but my point totals will be slightly larger than yours, hence the higher seeding. This most likely means that we will meet in the semi's (barring a complete meltdown of our teams in the first round) so we can have a little sumptin' sumptin' folks like to call a "rematch".
I'm calling the winner of that rematch to play the Sadr City Rockets in the finals. Should be a real fantasy football doosie.
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