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Creepiest thing I have seen in a long time
« on: June 05, 2012, 12:53:27 PM »
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That is exactly what I want - my deceased husband's disembodied head sitting on the mantle, staring at me.  I can put in on the couch next to a beer during LSU games, I guess... or hell, even take it to games with me.  Wonder if I need a separate ticket?
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Re: Creepiest thing I have seen in a long time
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2012, 12:55:21 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 05, 2012, 12:53:27 PM
That is exactly what I want - my deceased husband's disembodied head sitting on the mantle, staring at me.  I can put in on the couch next to a beer during LSU games, I guess... or hell, even take it to games with me.  Wonder if I need a separate ticket?


Will you still have to DVR Swamp People for him?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Creepiest thing I have seen in a long time
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2012, 12:59:08 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 05, 2012, 12:55:21 PM

Will you still have to DVR Swamp People for him?

Imma have Troy scatter the rest of his ashes in da bayou.
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Re: Creepiest thing I have seen in a long time
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2012, 01:10:18 PM »
Why did they use a picture of Shane to display their wares?
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Re: Creepiest thing I have seen in a long time
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2012, 01:14:28 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 05, 2012, 12:55:21 PM

Will you still have to DVR Swamp People for him?

Choot im'  Choot im'.
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Re: Creepiest thing I have seen in a long time
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2012, 01:19:49 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on June 05, 2012, 01:10:18 PM
Why did they use a picture of Shane to display their wares?

I'm gonna have to disagree with you. I don't see a half smoked Marlboro in the dummy's mouth.
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Re: Creepiest thing I have seen in a long time
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2012, 01:41:09 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on June 05, 2012, 01:19:49 PM
I'm gonna have to disagree with you. I don't see a half smoked Marlboro in the dummy's mouth.

You don't see one in Shanes mouth anymore either.
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Re: Creepiest thing I have seen in a long time
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2012, 07:07:48 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on June 05, 2012, 01:19:49 PM
I'm gonna have to disagree with you. I don't see a half smoked Marlboro in the dummy's mouth.
Word! Plus, this noggin is sporting a 1960's Paul McCartney hairdo instead of the 1988 Billy Ray Cyrus "Achy Breaky Big Mistakey" mullet.
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Re: Creepiest thing I have seen in a long time
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2012, 08:12:47 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 05, 2012, 01:41:09 PM
You don't see one in Shanes mouth anymore either.



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Re: Creepiest thing I have seen in a long time
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2012, 09:57:32 AM »
Quote from: JR4AU on June 05, 2012, 08:12:47 PM


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Come to think of it, knowing of him he may have just had them plant him with a lit one. What is going to hurt? 
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