Three places

[Kaos]

Dear Tide Fans:

There are three places you should not wear your crimpson polo/jersey and hat.  The fact that in the last few weeks I've seen more than one of you attend these events attired in this manner is disturbing. 

1) Graduation: High school or college.  I realize you may not own a sport coat or a pair of slacks, but the ceremonial aspect of graduation dictates (or at least it should) that you display some small amount of decorum.  Nice jeans and your Wranglers' cowboy shirt would be an improvement. 

2) Funerals. If you don't own a sport coat or slacks go and rent/buy a pair.  Get someone to loan you some.  And wear a fucking tie.  It's a sign of respect.  Showing up at a funeral when you're a grown ass man wearing an untucked Bama polo and your bama cap is the height of gauche.  Doing so to the funeral of someone who was an Auburn fan and had AU themed flower arrangements?  The epitome of douchebaggery.  I can understand a child wearing a t-shirt and tennis shoes, but I cannot fathom how adults have come to believe that dressing like they're headed to Wal Mart to grab a can of scrubbing bubbles is acceptable.

3) Church.  Same rule as funerals.  Yeah, I'll occasionally wear an orange and blue tie just to tweak pissed off bama fans.  And when we go "casual" in the summer I've got an orange polo (not AU, but Lacoste) that I've worn once or twice with a blue or white blazer.  But I'm not showing up at church in my AU polos and my AU hats.  It's disrespectful.  It's low class.  It's trashy. 

For the record, I've never once seen anyone at a funeral or at church wearing AU jerseys, polos or hats.  I have seen one person wearing an AU hat at a graduation.  It was an outside graduation and it did begin when the sun was still up.  At least he took the hat off when it got dark and during the alma mater, national anthem and invocation.  Most of the bama douchebags left theirs perched on their idiot domes during one or more of those events. 

[GH2001]

Dear Tide Fans:

There are three places you should not wear your crimpson polo/jersey and hat.  The fact that in the last few weeks I've seen more than one of you attend these events attired in this manner is disturbing. 

1) Graduation: High school or college.  I realize you may not own a sport coat or a pair of slacks, but the ceremonial aspect of graduation dictates (or at least it should) that you display some small amount of decorum.  Nice jeans and your Wranglers' cowboy shirt would be an improvement. 

2) Funerals. If you don't own a sport coat or slacks go and rent/buy a pair.  Get someone to loan you some.  And wear a fucking tie.  It's a sign of respect.  Showing up at a funeral when you're a grown ass man wearing an untucked Bama polo and your bama cap is the height of gauche.  Doing so to the funeral of someone who was an Auburn fan and had AU themed flower arrangements?  The epitome of douchebaggery.  I can understand a child wearing a t-shirt and tennis shoes, but I cannot fathom how adults have come to believe that dressing like they're headed to Wal Mart to grab a can of scrubbing bubbles is acceptable.

3) Church.  Same rule as funerals.  Yeah, I'll occasionally wear an orange and blue tie just to tweak pissed off bama fans.  And when we go "casual" in the summer I've got an orange polo (not AU, but Lacoste) that I've worn once or twice with a blue or white blazer.  But I'm not showing up at church in my AU polos and my AU hats.  It's disrespectful.  It's low class.  It's trashy. 

For the record, I've never once seen anyone at a funeral or at church wearing AU jerseys, polos or hats.  I have seen one person wearing an AU hat at a graduation.  It was an outside graduation and it did begin when the sun was still up.  At least he took the hat off when it got dark and during the alma mater, national anthem and invocation.  Most of the bama douchebags left theirs perched on their idiot domes during one or more of those events.

If yallz had fourteeeein like us, youz be sportin it too like you wuz proud.

[CCTAU]

Its a new world. Just getting people to show up is a great accomplishment.

I'm not as critical of attire as I used to be. I think your pastor would agree.

I don't like all the bammer crap either, but I'm not going to bitch and moan if they wear it. It's not like they are during the suck years....

[Snaggletiger]

I thought the same thing yesterday at church.  I go to a big church with 3 services on Sunday mornings.  one of those services, the one I go to, is "casual".  For me, casual is exctly what I have on now....kakhi's and a polo button down.  Yesterday, I was looking across at a father/son siting there, both with matching crimpsum shirts.  This is the same guy who several years ago at a Junior Miss pagent, didn't realize his own daughter won a full ride to Troy because he had headphones on, listening to the Bama/Georgia game.  Everyone was clapping...he just sat and stared.

[GH2001]

I thought the same thing yesterday at church.  I go to a big church with 3 services on Sunday mornings.  one of those services, the one I go to, is "casual".  For me, casual is exctly what I have on now....kakhi's and a polo button down.  Yesterday, I was looking across at a father/son siting there, both with matching crimpsum shirts.  This is the same guy who several years ago at a Junior Miss pagent, didn't realize his own daughter won a full ride to Troy because he had headphones on, listening to the Bama/Georgia game.  Everyone was clapping...he just sat and stared.

You jist donnnt unnderstand do ya. Thayut gammme wuz close til tha fourth quawter. Besides, its jis troy. Theyz jus like one of dem communitee cawleges compared to Bama.

[wesfau2]

white blazer. 

Sonny approves.

[The Six]

Dear Tide Fans:

There are three places you should not wear your crimpson polo/jersey and hat.  The fact that in the last few weeks I've seen more than one of you attend these events attired in this manner is disturbing. 

1) Graduation: High school or college.  I realize you may not own a sport coat or a pair of slacks, but the ceremonial aspect of graduation dictates (or at least it should) that you display some small amount of decorum.  Nice jeans and your Wranglers' cowboy shirt would be an improvement. 

2) Funerals. If you don't own a sport coat or slacks go and rent/buy a pair.  Get someone to loan you some.  And wear a fucking tie.  It's a sign of respect.  Showing up at a funeral when you're a grown ass man wearing an untucked Bama polo and your bama cap is the height of gauche.  Doing so to the funeral of someone who was an Auburn fan and had AU themed flower arrangements?  The epitome of douchebaggery.  I can understand a child wearing a t-shirt and tennis shoes, but I cannot fathom how adults have come to believe that dressing like they're headed to Wal Mart to grab a can of scrubbing bubbles is acceptable.

3) Church.  Same rule as funerals.  Yeah, I'll occasionally wear an orange and blue tie just to tweak pissed off bama fans.  And when we go "casual" in the summer I've got an orange polo (not AU, but Lacoste) that I've worn once or twice with a blue or white blazer.  But I'm not showing up at church in my AU polos and my AU hats.  It's disrespectful.  It's low class.  It's trashy. 

For the record, I've never once seen anyone at a funeral or at church wearing AU jerseys, polos or hats.  I have seen one person wearing an AU hat at a graduation.  It was an outside graduation and it did begin when the sun was still up.  At least he took the hat off when it got dark and during the alma mater, national anthem and invocation.  Most of the bama douchebags left theirs perched on their idiot domes during one or more of those events.

#4. At Work at AUBURN UNIVERSITY
I realize your job in Facilities doesn't require professional attire while spray washing the sidewalk or working on the lawns (functions which are much appreciated), but please refrain from wearing your Got 14? shit while working on the campus.

[Kaos]

Sonny approves.

You know that's hot. 

[Townhallsavoy]

At our graduation this year, when we announced a student's academic scholarship to Auburn, some asshole in the crowd bellowed "Rooollll Tide!" 

The yuck-yucks followed. 

[RWS]

Yeah, I'll occasionally wear an orange and blue tie

Only the $100 one, of course.

[Kaos]

Only the $100 one, of course.

Sorry.  I don't buy $12 ties.  Deal with it goat boy.

[Godfather]

Sorry.  I don't buy $12 ties.  Deal with it goat boy.

That goat is scared.

[Godfather]

I will make one side remark, whilst I agree with you wholeheartedly on the attire, and I am not just talking bama gear.  I will say at least they are there.

[Kaos]

I will make one side remark, whilst I agree with you wholeheartedly on the attire, and I am not just talking bama gear.  I will say at least they are there.

But for what reason?  You go to graduation in bama cap and shirt to be seen or to honor the graduate?  BTW, it's not an Alabama graduation. 

You go to a funeral in that getup to honor the deceased or to make your own personal statement?  Especially if the funeral is for an AU fan?  I'll say it right now.  Any fuck comes to my funeral in Bama gear?  I hope somebody in my family puts a gun in my dead hand, points it at them and blows their fucking head off.  Claim I spasm'd. Then we can have another funeral. 

You go to church in your bama cap and shirt?  On Sunday morning?  Are you going to honor God or show off your own misplaced sense of pride? 

[RWS]

Are you going to honor God or show off your own misplaced sense of pride?

Those motherfuckers need Jesus!

While I also agree with your point about attire, I do find it funny that you are dropping the f bomb left and right while looking down your nose at others about what they wear at church. But, I understand that it is what it is. You need something Alabama related to whine and cry about today, so I guess this topic was up on the round robin.

[RWS]

Sorry.  I don't buy $12 ties.  Deal with it goat boy.

We know. You only buy the ones that are $100 or greater.

[JR4AU]

In bammer circles, if it's a jersey with a BCS game logo on it, it's considered formal attire.

[Pell City Tiger]

In bammer circles, if it's a jersey with a BCS game logo on it, it's considered formal attire.

[JR4AU]

I have to add to K's list.  Court.  bammer, take your greasy ass houndstooth hat off when you come in the courtroom. 

 

[Kaos]

Those motherfuckers need Jesus!

While I also agree with your point about attire, I do find it funny that you are dropping the f bomb left and right while looking down your nose at others about what they wear at church. But, I understand that it is what it is. You need something Alabama related to whine and cry about today, so I guess this topic was up on the round robin.

Checked the list.  "Thou shalt not say Fuck" didnt make the final cut. 

FWIW, I'd feel the same disdain for fuckerpuds wearing AU, FSU, UT, MSU, OSU or any other matched college gear at graduation, church or a funeral.  But I don't see that.  Only your kind.  Lowest class of people on earth.  Barely a rung above apes, frankly. 

Now get back to terrifying goats.