Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports

Fine Young Cannibals

Vandy Vol

  • ***
  • 3637
  • Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.
Fine Young Cannibals
« on: May 28, 2012, 10:11:20 PM »
And they're naked.  Eating each other.

No, seriously.  Some naked dude in Miami ate another naked dude.


friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

GH2001

  • *
  • 23911
  • I'm a Miller guy. Always been. Since I was like, 8
Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2012, 09:58:45 AM »
I would expect no one other than you to report on this news.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
WDE

Kaos

  • *
  • 29579
  • It's GO time
    • No, YOU Move!
Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2012, 11:16:01 AM »
That drives me crazy.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

GH2001

  • *
  • 23911
  • I'm a Miller guy. Always been. Since I was like, 8
Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2012, 11:18:46 AM »
This is not a Good Thing.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
WDE

Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2012, 11:32:34 AM »
There are pictures if you want me to link them.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
The Guy That Knows Nothing of Hyperbole

AUTiger1

  • ****
  • 9872
  • Eat a Peach
Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2012, 01:42:40 PM »
I wonder if he ate him raw or cooked?
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

GH2001

  • *
  • 23911
  • I'm a Miller guy. Always been. Since I was like, 8
Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2012, 01:58:13 PM »
There are pictures if you want me to link them.
Annnddddd....the whiff.


I wonder if he ate him raw or cooked?
Well played...
 :kimclap:
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
WDE

Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2012, 02:01:40 PM »
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
The Guy That Knows Nothing of Hyperbole

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44624
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2012, 02:04:41 PM »
It's like the impending train wreck.  I had to watch.  Good gawd that's nasty.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

GH2001

  • *
  • 23911
  • I'm a Miller guy. Always been. Since I was like, 8
Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2012, 02:10:35 PM »
The whiff?

You want to see it?

http://i45.tinypic.com/2u7yik2.jpg 

http://distilleryimage4.instagram.com/4d9d9bd2a92911e1b9f1123138140926_7.jpg

Enjoy your nausea.

Ok, since I know you are approx mid 20's, you get a pass. Shit was good but only around a couple of years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raw_and_the_Cooked_(album)#Track_listing
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
WDE

Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2012, 02:13:16 PM »
Ok, since I know you are approx mid 20's, you get a pass. Shit was good but only around a couple of years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raw_and_the_Cooked_(album)#Track_listing

Damn.  Yeah. 

I not only missed the reference; I've never heard of that group.  I'd probably recognize one of their songs if I heard it.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
The Guy That Knows Nothing of Hyperbole

Vandy Vol

  • ***
  • 3637
  • Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.
Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2012, 02:13:38 PM »
Ok, since I know you are approx mid 20's, you get a pass. Shit was good but only around a couple of years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raw_and_the_Cooked_(album)#Track_listing

You know, the homeless guy without a face is not the man he used to be.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

Vandy Vol

  • ***
  • 3637
  • Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.
Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2012, 02:15:17 PM »
Damn.  Yeah. 

I not only missed the reference; I've never heard of that group.  I'd probably recognize one of their songs if I heard it.

This is the song that probably everyone knows:

friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44624
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2012, 02:18:04 PM »
I've always only been able to understand the words of the chorus.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2012, 02:18:32 PM »
Ah.  Got it now.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
The Guy That Knows Nothing of Hyperbole

GH2001

  • *
  • 23911
  • I'm a Miller guy. Always been. Since I was like, 8
Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2012, 02:28:17 PM »
I've always only been able to understand the words of the chorus.

With you there. But whatever they were saying, it jammed.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
WDE

bottomfeeder

  • ***
  • 4681
  • We're screwed.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Vandy Vol

  • ***
  • 3637
  • Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.
Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2012, 07:19:04 PM »
Gentlemen, it may be upon us...

Quote
A 21-year-old Morgan State University student told investigators that he ate the heart and portions of the brain of a man whose dismembered remains were found in his Joppa home, according to a grisly account from the Harford County Sheriff's Office.

The arrest of Alexander Kinyua came almost a week after Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, 37, went missing, and followed a search of the home the two men apparently shared in the 500 block of Terrapin Terrace in Joppatowne early Wednesday morning, police said.

 . . .

Late Tuesday night, Antony Kinyua, notified police that his son, Kinyua's brother, had found what they believed were human remains in the basement of the house, according to charging documents. Upon their arrival, Jarrod Kinyua told police he found a human head and two human hands inside metal tins, under a blanket in the laundry room.

 . . .

With a search and seizure warrant for the location, deputies were able to locate the head and hands on the main floor of the house, according to charging documents. They also interviewed Alexander Kinyua, who allegedly admitted that he had killed Agyei-Kodie by cutting him up with a knife and afterward, ingested his heart and portions of his brain.

Kinyua also directed police to Towne Baptist Church, in the 500 block of Trimble Road, to find the rest of the remains, which were found in a Dumpster on the property, according to charging documents.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/harford/bs-md-ha-dismemberment-follow-20120531,0,4066697.story



And then this from New Jersey:

Quote
Adding fuel to the fire is the bizarre case of Wayne Carter. The New Jersey man allegedly cut out his intestines and then threw them at the police on Sunday.

The gruesome scene played out at Carter’s Hackensack, N.J., home, after Police were called to the scene based on reports that the 43-year old man was barricaded in his room with a knife and planning on harming himself, according to the local NBC station.

The cops kicked in the door and ordered Carter to drop the knife. Ignoring the officers’ orders, Carter allegedly began stabbing himself in the abdomen, neck and legs instead. Attempts to subdue him with pepper spray did nothing but seem to enrage him.

That’s when officers say Carter began throwing pieces of his skin and entrails at the cops. Wisely, the police retreated.

The police called in the Bergen County SWAT team, who were able to eventually subdue Carter and get him to a hospital, where he remains in critical condition. No charges have been filed because of the unusual nature of the case, according to NBC New York.

http://www.ksee24.com/news/local/Zombie-Alert-NJ-Man-Throws-Own-Intestines-at-Cops-156010815.html
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

AUTiger1

  • ****
  • 9872
  • Eat a Peach
Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2012, 12:21:22 AM »
Time to buy more 00 buckshot and .40 cal.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Fine Young Cannibals
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2012, 07:01:22 AM »
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."