Live and Let Diet

[Buzz Killington]

I was doing pretty good considering all the damn Halloween candy in the house... until I discovered there was a plethora of Banana Laffy Taffy in both trick or treat bags.

That stuff is terrible for their precious little kid teeth... as their mother, I'll just have to be the one to make that sacrifice and eat every last freaking piece of that artificially flavored yellow yumminess...

You are a great mother!  I have been doing the same with those and the Fast Break minis in little Buzz's bag.  That is just too much chocolate and peanut buttery goodness for a kid to have.

[Snaggletiger]

You are a great mother!  I have been doing the same with those and the Fast Break minis in little Buzz's bag.  That is just too much chocolate and peanut buttery goodness for a kid to have.

My kid has braces.  Do you know how bad Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Nestle Crunch Bars get in between those things and could get stuck and cause tooth decay?
Well.....it's bad. 

[AU_Tiger_2000]

My kid has braces.  Do you know how bad Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Nestle Crunch Bars get in between those things and could get stuck and cause tooth decay?
Well.....it's bad.

My kids believe they are allergic to peanuts.  Mwa-ha-ha!

[Token]

199.4. Today is a good day.

[Tiger Wench]

The baby boy was throwing up his toenails all Thurs night and Friday morning, so I have been careful not to eat anything this weekend that I might regret when it comes back around... So far, so good for me and the rest of the house...

I say that to say this:  TWENTY ONE POUNDS.

 

[Tiger Wench]

199.4. Today is a good day.

Way to go!!!!!  I think you need a new avatar to celebrate.

[Buzz Killington]

199.4. Today is a good day.

Congrats!!!

I'm afraid I may never get there at my current pace.

[Tiger Wench]

Congrats!!!

I'm afraid I may never get there at my current pace.

Do what I did and get the stomach flu.

Down another 2.5 lbs in 36 hours... the hard way.

[Buzz Killington]

Do what I did and get the stomach flu.

Down another 2.5 lbs in 36 hours... the hard way.

Thanks, but I'll pass. 

[dallaswareagle]

Do what I did and get the stomach flu.

Down another 2.5 lbs in 36 hours... the hard way.

Hard way? HARD WAY?????

I lost 5 lbs in about 8 hours. Had that over 50 procedure where you have to prep the night before.

[Tiger Wench]

Hard way? HARD WAY?????

I lost 5 lbs in about 8 hours. Had that over 50 procedure where you have to prep the night before.

Bitch, please.  Both directions, while hallucinating from a 103 fever. Husband out of town, and two kids at home that have needs like food and bedtimes and someone to get them to school. 

I scoff at your Fleet.

[dallaswareagle]

Bitch, please.  Both directions, while hallucinating from a 103 fever. Husband out of town, and two kids at home that have needs like food and bedtimes and someone to get them to school. 

I scoff at your Fleet.

My dear it was more than a fleet-They wanted me whistle clean.

And yes, you have me on the kid thing and plus I got a shot the next morning that sent me into lala land for a couple of hours.

 But I did have my dog staring at me most of the night.

[Snaggletiger]

I've had 2 analoscopies and the prep is just a lovellllly thing.  The first one I had, I was to drink the stuff and shit all night and then they wanted me to give myself an enema just before I went to the Surgicenter. The phone rings and a buddy of mine says, "Hey, whatcha doin'?"

I've got my pants off and I'm about to run a hose up my ass.

Oh...alright, well..I'll let you go.

Okay, talk to you later.

[Buzz Killington]

Just snake a tube down her nose and I'll be there...in four or five hours.

[dallaswareagle]

I've had 2 analoscopies and the prep is just a lovellllly thing.  The first one I had, I was to drink the stuff and shit all night and then they wanted me to give myself an enema just before I went to the Surgicenter. The phone rings and a buddy of mine says, "Hey, whatcha doin'?"

I've got my pants off and I'm about to run a hose up my ass.

Oh...alright, well..I'll let you go.

Okay, talk to you later.

I had the colonoscopy and endoscopy at the same time. Just figured it better to get it over with, I had to take 4 laxative pills starting at 4; the every 30 minutes drink a cup of miralax (sp?) till 8:00 then at 8:30 drink some kind of mineral drink and by 9:00 bring the pain to the bathroom.  Next one in 5 years and hopefully by then they will have some kind of Star Trek thing where they just run it over your body and see stuff.   

[Snaggletiger]

I had the colonoscopy and endoscopy at the same time. Just figured it better to get it over with, I had to take 4 laxative pills starting at 4; the every 30 minutes drink a cup of miralax (sp?) till 8:00 then at 8:30 drink some kind of mineral drink and by 9:00 bring the pain to the bathroom.  Next one in 5 years and hopefully by then they will have some kind of Star Trek thing where they just run it over your body and see stuff.

Bones....what is it?

For the love of God, Jim.  I'm only a doctor.

This past time, I can't recall what I took but it just wasn't that bad.  I was wondering if I was cleaned out good enough.  I shit for a couple of hours and went to bed.  Love that IV though.  On the first one, I went out before I knew it.  I was talking to the nurses as they were wiring me up and next thing I knew they were telling me to get dressed and go home. On this last one, I was going to pay attention and the nurse says, "You ready to go to sleep?"  I said sure and she turned the little knob on the IV.  As soon as she did, I said, "Wait, I want my money back, I don't feel a Ooohh this is good.........Gone

[GH2001]

I've had 2 analoscopies and the prep is just a lovellllly thing.  The first one I had, I was to drink the stuff and shit all night and then they wanted me to give myself an enema just before I went to the Surgicenter.

So you went on a date with vandy vol?

[dallaswareagle]

Bones....what is it?

For the love of God, Jim.  I'm only a doctor.

This past time, I can't recall what I took but it just wasn't that bad.  I was wondering if I was cleaned out good enough.  I shit for a couple of hours and went to bed.  Love that IV though.  On the first one, I went out before I knew it.  I was talking to the nurses as they were wiring me up and next thing I knew they were telling me to get dressed and go home. On this last one, I was going to pay attention and the nurse says, "You ready to go to sleep?"  I said sure and she turned the little knob on the IV.  As soon as she did, I said, "Wait, I want my money back, I don't feel a Ooohh this is good.........Gone

The funny part for me was walking into the surgical center which on this Friday was for all upper and lower GI procedures. I stopped when I walked in the door and everybody had on regular or reading glasses. I started to laugh but was afraid if any remains were up there they might come out. I walked proudly up to the check in and got my glasses out.   

[Snaggletiger]

Got to get back on track.  F'd up my back again and working out has been almost non-existent.  As a consequence, I'm gaining like crazy even eating clean.  Today has been oatmeal, a grilled chicken salad, a protein bar and tonight will be more chicken, some white rice and snap beans.  I'll still gain 1.6 pounds. 

Not gonna' be able to ever get back if I don't let my lumbarius maximus heal up.

[GH2001]

The funny part for me was walking into the surgical center which on this Friday was for all upper and lower GI procedures. I stopped when I walked in the door and everybody had on regular or reading glasses. I started to laugh but was afraid if any remains were up there they might come out. I walked proudly up to the check in and got my glasses out. 

The X - where grown men can openly discuss detailed account of cleaning out their shitters and not feel weird.