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Old Fucker
« on: May 18, 2012, 12:36:12 PM »
Our very own Godfather is having a birthday today.

Don't piss yourself, old man.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2012, 12:39:22 PM »
I would offer you a birthday blowjob, but I'm not sure where Vandy Vol is right now.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Old Fucker
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2012, 12:39:39 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 18, 2012, 12:36:12 PM
Our very own Godfather is having a birthday today.

Don't piss yourself, old man.

Young piss-ant. Show respect to your elder!

Fark'em Godfather. Fark'em good!

Happy birthday.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2012, 12:43:27 PM »
 
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2012, 12:56:51 PM »
With your old balls.  Happy Birthday Brosef Stalin.
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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2012, 12:58:42 PM »
I am surprised he did not automatically make every one of our accounts mass post him a birthday greeting...

I sent you a present - did you get it?
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Re: Old Fucker
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2012, 01:04:49 PM »
Happy Happy.  Now bugger off!!!
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Old Fucker
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2012, 01:13:49 PM »
Happy Birthday Shithead!
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« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2012, 01:14:54 PM »
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Re: Old Fucker
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2012, 01:47:49 PM »
GF is old? I thought only Snags and Dallas were old.
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« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2012, 01:49:38 PM »
Thanks all!

Special thanks to one certain someone who gets extra face...you know who you are.

Who's up for a birthday game? Tummy Sticks anyone?
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Re: Old Fucker
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2012, 01:52:33 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on May 18, 2012, 01:47:49 PM
GF is old? I thought only Snags and Dallas were old.

 :fu: :moon: :cage:

And any other fuck you emoticon I can find.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Old Fucker
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2012, 01:56:14 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 18, 2012, 01:52:33 PM
:fu: :moon: :cage:

And any other fuck you emoticon I can find.
ok, ok - so I lied. CCT is old too.
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Re: Old Fucker
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2012, 02:01:44 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on May 18, 2012, 01:56:14 PM
ok, ok - so I lied. CCT is old too.

Yeah...they're all old.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Old Fucker
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2012, 02:02:51 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 18, 2012, 02:01:44 PM
Yeah...they're all old.

THIS GUY ^^ knows!
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Re: Old Fucker
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2012, 02:06:59 PM »
Okay I'm old.  But, I'm gettin' paper.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Old Fucker
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2012, 02:07:53 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 18, 2012, 01:49:38 PM
Who's up for a birthday game? Tummy Sticks anyone?



ME!  PICK ME!


Happy birthday, sex muffin.
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Re: Old Fucker
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2012, 02:51:44 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 18, 2012, 02:06:59 PM
Okay I'm old.  But, I'm gettin' paper.

Me old too, But yawl just keep paying those taxes so I can get my two checks (for now) and three in about 15 years. (while there is still some to get)

 
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2012, 03:02:46 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 18, 2012, 01:49:38 PM
Thanks all!

Special thanks to one certain someone who gets extra face...you know who you are.

Who's up for a birthday game? Tummy Sticks anyone?
He shoved the sweaty gym sock in my mouth.
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Re: Old Fucker
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2012, 03:05:25 PM »
Happy Birthday day bro! :thumsup:
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