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Evan Woodbery Analyzes and Critiques Chizik's Youth Claims

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Re: Evan Woodbery Analyzes and Critiques Chizik's Youth Claims
« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2012, 01:49:21 PM »
No kidding.  In addition to the Taco Bell effect, you still have the whole ass of fire thing to deal with if you were eating auténtico...

Was about to say, is there really any distinction between good and bad mexican food as far as that goes?
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« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2012, 02:46:10 PM »
No kidding.  In addition to the Taco Bell effect, you still have the whole ass of fire thing to deal with if you were eating auténtico...

A lot of people don't know that "Ring of Fire" was really about anal between Johnny and June after a trip to the border.
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Re: Evan Woodbery Analyzes and Critiques Chizik's Youth Claims
« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2012, 02:49:08 PM »
A lot of people don't know that "Ring of Fire" was really about anal between Johnny and June after a trip to the border.

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Re: Evan Woodbery Analyzes and Critiques Chizik's Youth Claims
« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2012, 03:05:24 PM »
No kidding.  In addition to the Taco Bell effect, you still have the whole ass of fire thing to deal with if you were eating auténtico...

Was at happy hour one night and stayed longer than we should, so we started getting hungry and ordered a thing called (Texas Torpedoes) a jalapeno with cream cheese. At least that the way it is supposed to be and since we were in cheery mood we told our hostess to make them hot, and when cook thought they were hot enough that he was scared and make them HOT. Well the cook brought the pain, it was the hottest jalapeno I had ever had. Come to find out he sprinkled habaneras seeds in the cream cheese and a ghost pepper powder over the jalapenos.

The real pain was the next day. The term “Ass fire” or “butthole blowout” was used more than once that day.         
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Re: Evan Woodbery Analyzes and Critiques Chizik's Youth Claims
« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2012, 03:29:18 PM »
Was at happy hour one night and stayed longer than we should, so we started getting hungry and ordered a thing called (Texas Torpedoes) a jalapeno with cream cheese. At least that the way it is supposed to be and since we were in cheery mood we told our hostess to make them hot, and when cook thought they were hot enough that he was scared and make them HOT. Well the cook brought the pain, it was the hottest jalapeno I had ever had. Come to find out he sprinkled habaneras seeds in the cream cheese and a ghost pepper powder over the jalapenos.

The real pain was the next day. The term “Ass fire” or “butthole blowout” was used more than once that day.         

How about the Hersey Squirts?
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Re: Evan Woodbery Analyzes and Critiques Chizik's Youth Claims
« Reply #45 on: May 18, 2012, 03:49:36 PM »
How about the Hersey Squirts?

I would call them Nitric Acid shots.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitric_acid     
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Re: Evan Woodbery Analyzes and Critiques Chizik's Youth Claims
« Reply #46 on: May 18, 2012, 06:27:29 PM »
Was at happy hour one night and stayed longer than we should, so we started getting hungry and ordered a thing called (Texas Torpedoes) a jalapeno with cream cheese. At least that the way it is supposed to be and since we were in cheery mood we told our hostess to make them hot, and when cook thought they were hot enough that he was scared and make them HOT. Well the cook brought the pain, it was the hottest jalapeno I had ever had. Come to find out he sprinkled habaneras seeds in the cream cheese and a ghost pepper powder over the jalapenos.

The real pain was the next day. The term “Ass fire” or “butthole blowout” was used more than once that day.         
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Re: Evan Woodbery Analyzes and Critiques Chizik's Youth Claims
« Reply #47 on: May 18, 2012, 11:20:11 PM »
Was at happy hour one night and stayed longer than we should, so we started getting hungry and ordered a thing called (Texas Torpedoes) a jalapeno with cream cheese. At least that the way it is supposed to be and since we were in cheery mood we told our hostess to make them hot, and when cook thought they were hot enough that he was scared and make them HOT. Well the cook brought the pain, it was the hottest jalapeno I had ever had. Come to find out he sprinkled habaneras seeds in the cream cheese and a ghost pepper powder over the jalapenos.

The real pain was the next day. The term “Ass fire” or “butthole blowout” was used more than once that day.         

Either your momma dropped you on your head or you had an affinity for lead paint as a child.  That was a pretty fucking dumb thing to do out here.  Best they would have managed at home is an extra shot of Tabasco.  But out here?  That's a full on tard thing to say...
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Re: Evan Woodbery Analyzes and Critiques Chizik's Youth Claims
« Reply #48 on: May 18, 2012, 11:54:25 PM »
Hmm.  I guess he must've got his blood alcohol test rounded down too.
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Re: Evan Woodbery Analyzes and Critiques Chizik's Youth Claims
« Reply #49 on: May 19, 2012, 04:05:14 AM »
The next time woodbammer says anything about just writing the article (negative article) because someone else wrote the other article (positive article)...







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Re: Evan Woodbery Analyzes and Critiques Chizik's Youth Claims
« Reply #50 on: May 21, 2012, 02:44:22 PM »
Either your momma dropped you on your head or you had an affinity for lead paint as a child.  That was a pretty fucking dumb thing to do out here.  Best they would have managed at home is an extra shot of Tabasco.  But out here?  That's a full on tard thing to say...

Well it was happy hour and were very happy. For a while anyway.
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Re: Evan Woodbery Analyzes and Critiques Chizik's Youth Claims
« Reply #51 on: May 21, 2012, 03:46:51 PM »
Hmm.  I guess he must've got his blood alcohol test rounded down too.

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