Evan Woodbery Analyzes and Critiques Chizik's Youth Claims

[dallaswareagle]

If I'm 17 or 18 years old and starting on the defensive line ie, Gabe Wright or Angelo Blackson, invariably, I'm going to be facing guys with 2-3 years more experience that have been in a D1 strength program for that time period as well.

Dee Ford was 205 pounds when he came to Auburn.  Think he's a little more effective at 240 and muscled up?  Same with Lemonier.  He's 15-20 pounds heavier now and I would assume that much stronger.  Strength and experience matter...period.

If your starting on our defensive line we got bigger problems.   

[djsimp]

If your starting on our defensive line we got bigger problems.   

That would require Mrs. Snaggle allowing him to have his balls back. Not gonna happen.

[Snaggletiger]

If your starting on our defensive line we got bigger problems.   

Okay, so I stepped right into that one...   

[AUChizad]

Add Sullen and there are your 6 SRs

That's 6. Not 8. And where are the 9 Juniors.

If he's going to write an entire article eviscerating Chizik for saying 70% instead of 65.432%, then he'd better be pretty precise in his disseminating his every word.

[Godfather]

This might be it...I might have to walk away after this....

[AUChizad]

This might be it...I might have to walk away after this....

I you.

[dallaswareagle]

Okay, so I stepped right into that one...   

But at least you would be starting, not a back-up.

[dallaswareagle]

That would require Mrs. Snaggle allowing him to have his balls back. Not gonna happen.

She's rolling with them.

   

[Buzz Killington]

This might be it...I might have to walk away after this....

I want to have your babies.

[noxin]

This might be it...I might have to walk away after this....




:woodrooster:

I want to have your babies baby.

He can only have one.  We can't have a Godfather 3 running around.

[Pell City Tiger]

That sniveling little pencil necked fuck jumps all on Chizik for using a pretty damn close ball park estimate, yet he nor any of the other saban fluffers we have in the media here have the berries to call out a real honest to goodness lie - a fucking bald faced lie, at that - by printing a story about saban vigorously recruiting kids who are committed to other programs; a practice that he personally said he abhors.

Fuck woodbammer.

[AUChizad]

That sniveling little pencil necked fuck jumps all on Chizik for using a pretty damn close ball park estimate, yet he nor any of the other saban fluffers we have in the media here have the berries to call out a real honest to goodness lie - a fucking bald faced lie, at that - by printing a story about saban vigorously recruiting kids who are committed to other programs; a practice that he personally said he abhors.

Fuck woodbammer.

Can you imagine an Auburn graduate writing beat for Alabama and writing a piece like this about Saban? Sniveling over this sort of thing, and writing an entire article correcting them (but not really) and implying that he's a whiny bitch and making excuses?

There is no way on plane of reality that that shit would ever fly.

[Jumbo]

We will contend this year.

Unless we don't.

Bank it.

This ^^^^^^^^^

[The Prowler]

I'd heard that woodbammer was sent a gallon of shit, iirc it had a card on top of the shit that said something like "guess who sent this gallon of shit to you, find out on the other side of this card"....then the person (in this case, woodbammer) would have to put his hand in the shit to flip the card over. The back of the card said "guess who sent this gallon of shit to you, find out on the other side of this card."

 

[Godfather]

I'd heard that woodbammer was sent a gallon of shit, iirc it had a card on top of the shit that said something like "guess who sent this gallon of shit to you, find out on the other side of this card"....then the person (in this case, woodbammer) would have to put his hand in the shit to flip the card over. The back of the card said "guess who sent this gallon of shit to you, find out on the other side of this card."

 

Isn't shit considered a solid would it be a gallon?

[Buzz Killington]

Isn't shit considered a solid would it be a gallon?

It's a simple matter of weight ratio

[AUChizad]

I'd heard that woodbammer was sent a gallon of shit, iirc it had a card on top of the shit that said something like "guess who sent this gallon of shit to you, find out on the other side of this card"....then the person (in this case, woodbammer) would have to put his hand in the shit to flip the card over. The back of the card said "guess who sent this gallon of shit to you, find out on the other side of this card."

 

Skreets.

[dallaswareagle]

Isn't shit considered a solid would it be a gallon?

You never had bad mexican food in Texas have you?

[GH2001]

You never had bad mexican food in Texas have you?

Taco Bell would have sufficed.

[Tiger Wench]

You never had bad mexican food in Texas have you?

No kidding.  In addition to the Taco Bell effect, you still have the whole ass of fire thing to deal with if you were eating auténtico...