Another reason I'm appreciative of GameFly.
This is much more fun than Dead Island or the abysmal Skyrim were but it still grows tiresome after a while.
After all there are only so many cars you can jack, so many people you can rob, so many pedestrians you can wallop with a giant purple dildo before it starts to evoke yawns.
Some of the tasks are a little frustrating. For some reason I'm a pretty good assassin but when it comes to stealing a particular car I just don't have what it takes. I either wander around while the wanted cars speed away or I crash the absolute fuck out of them within sight of where ever it is I'm supposed to take them.
And that's another thing. Locations sort of just vanish from the little directional box at the bottom. One of the few times I didn't crash the stolen car I drove in circles around where I was supposed to ditch it, never finding the entry until I was swarmed by about 40 dozen police cars and gunned down in the street.
It's fun to play for a while but not something I'd want to keep long term. I figure I'll keep it long enough to get tired of my enormous tits flopping around -- my character is a full figured woman with electric blue hair who is occasionally naked as a diversion -- and then ship it back where it will fade quickly from memory and not take up space on my shelf.
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