Not Southern but if you fellas aint getting enough puddntang at home, I suggest buying your ladies "50 Shades of Grey". It is sure to make their body hot.
As someone uniquely qualified to comment on this particular genre of books, let me say this - this is a SUPREMELY awful book... It is trite, cliched, poorly written, and altho the sex scenes are moderately hot, there are so damn many of them that by the end, you are skipping past them just to try and get finished with the damn thing. It loses the magic. There is no delicious build up, no sexual tension, just a truckload of straight up kinky fuckin'.
The author was a Twilight fan (!!) who was frustrated by the fact that Bella and Edward never got a hot sex scene, because Stephanie Meyers is a goody goody writing for a tween audience. So she started this book ON THE INTERNET as fan fiction, making her characters a wimpy puss of a girl and a rich, powerful hot young non-vampire guy with a dark secret past... and the bitch got a three book deal out of it because the Twi-verse is full of frustrated soccer moms who encouraged her to get published.
It is not worth the money. Even the author admits is is piss poor quality - but she is cashing those checks.