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Bama Jam 2012
« on: May 11, 2012, 12:13:38 PM »
Just a heads up for concert goers.  Bama Jam has quickly become a huge music festival.  It's an outdoor venue outside of Enterprise, AL which is about 20 miles from Dothan.  It will be June 14-16 and will have 53 artists over a 3 day period.  It's normally got more of a country theme to it but they've started expanding to include a better variety. 

There's a good mix of old and new artists which include:

Tim McGraw
Eric Church
Willie Nelson
Darryl Worley
Outlaws
Badfinger
Stryper
Ronnie Milsap
Alan Jackson
Zac Brown Band
Government Mule
Jamey Johnson
Sheryl Crow
Kid Rock

The headliners for day 1 are Tim McGraw, Eric Church and Willie Nelson
Day 2 is Alan Jackson and Zac Brown Band and day 3 will finish it off with Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock closing it down. 

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Re: Bama Jam 2012
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2012, 12:14:55 PM »
Stryper

Holy.
Shit.

I might have to attend just to say that I went to a Stryper concert in 2012.
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Re: Bama Jam 2012
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2012, 12:19:59 PM »
Holy.
Shit.

I might have to attend just to say that I went to a Stryper concert in 2012.

Werd.  I had one of their albums.
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Re: Bama Jam 2012
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2012, 12:59:31 PM »
Holy.
Shit.

I might have to attend just to say that I went to a Stryper concert in 2012.

To Hell with them.
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Re: Bama Jam 2012
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2012, 01:16:55 PM »
Holy.
Shit.

I might have to attend just to say that I went to a Stryper concert in 2012.


Which eye do you look at?

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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2012, 01:26:04 PM »

Which eye do you look at?

The whispering eye...duh.
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2012, 01:29:47 PM »
The whispering eye...duh.

You look like a young Marvin Hamlisch
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2012, 01:34:34 PM »
You look like a young Marvin Hamlisch

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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2012, 01:40:27 PM »
I am the coach. I'm the coach and I'm the point guard, I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard. I'm the entire organization.


You know what I use to have for breakfast?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Bama Jam 2012
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2012, 02:12:21 PM »
Holy.
Shit.

I might have to attend just to say that I went to a Stryper concert in 2012.

Of all the posts I have seen of yours, this one may be the best one yet. Bravo. 

Stryper?  :rofl: :rofl:
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2012, 02:40:20 PM »
Of all the posts I have seen of yours, this one may be the best one yet. Bravo. 

Stryper?  :rofl: :rofl:

Wife went to a Stryper-Warrant concert last year :facepalm: She was rockin the 80's and horny when she got home.
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2012, 06:23:48 PM »
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Re: Bama Jam 2012
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2012, 07:43:50 PM »
Wes, I just noticed your avatar more closely - for the longest time, I thought that was Gene Wilder, and could not figure out why he was in a scene from Caddyshack.
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Re: Bama Jam 2012
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2012, 11:01:37 AM »
Just a heads up for concert goers.  Bama Jam has quickly become a huge music festival.  It's an outdoor venue outside of Enterprise, AL which is about 20 miles from Dothan.  It will be June 14-16 and will have 53 artists over a 3 day period.  It's normally got more of a country theme to it but they've started expanding to include a better variety. 

There's a good mix of old and new artists which include:

Tim McGraw
Eric Church
Willie Nelson
Darryl Worley
Outlaws
Badfinger
Stryper
Ronnie Milsap
Alan Jackson
Zac Brown Band
Government Mule
Jamey Johnson
Sheryl Crow
Kid Rock

The headliners for day 1 are Tim McGraw, Eric Church and Willie Nelson
Day 2 is Alan Jackson and Zac Brown Band and day 3 will finish it off with Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock closing it down.

If there was a concert in my personal hell, this would be a huge part of it.  Nothing there I'd remotely want to see.  I'd rather scratch my nuts with a cheese grater than be subjected to that. 

No offense, country fans.  But  :suicide:

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Re: Bama Jam 2012
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2012, 11:08:47 AM »
If there was a concert in my personal hell, this would be a huge part of it.  Nothing there I'd remotely want to see.  I'd rather scratch my nuts with a cheese grater than be subjected to that. 

No offense, country fans.  But  :suicide:

What, you don't get excited about the chance of seeing Kid Rock?
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Re: Bama Jam 2012
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2012, 11:12:18 AM »
What, you don't get excited about the chance of seeing Kid Rock?

Fuck that clown.  Used to like some of his shit but he's on some record with some assclown who raps about bama.  Fuck him.  Fuck him.  Fuck him.  No thank you. 
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« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2012, 11:37:27 AM »
Fuck that clown.  Used to like some of his shit but he's on some record with some assclown who raps about bama.  Fuck him.  Fuck him.  Fuck him.  No thank you.

Never really been a Kid Rock fan. I figured this would be your response. Kid Rock is a yankee, redneck wanna be.
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Re: Bama Jam 2012
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2012, 11:51:50 AM »
Kid Rock headlined a couple of years ago and ripped it up.  I saw Sheryl Crow up in the Ham and she was pretty damn good.  She's worth going to see.  I'd love to check out Government Mule.  I think AUT1 is a big fan of GM. 
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Re: Bama Jam 2012
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2012, 12:03:10 PM »
Kid Rock headlined a couple of years ago and ripped it up.  I saw Sheryl Crow up in the Ham and she was pretty damn good.  She's worth going to see.  I'd love to check out Government Mule.  I think AUT1 is a big fan of GM.

I've always thought Sheryl Crow was hot.
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Re: Bama Jam 2012
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2012, 03:01:44 PM »
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