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Happy Birthday to...
« on: May 11, 2012, 09:51:10 AM »
one Cameron Jerrell Newton.

Hard to believe that guy is just turning 23.
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2012, 11:21:57 AM »
I'd have his children if it were biologically possible.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2012, 11:23:07 AM »
Quote from: AWK on May 11, 2012, 11:21:57 AM
I'd have his children if it were biologically possible.
Shoop.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2012, 11:53:15 AM »
Quote from: AWK on May 11, 2012, 11:21:57 AM
I'd have his children if it were biologically possible.

Is your vagina not connected to your uterus?
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2012, 12:01:13 PM »
Quote from: noxin on May 11, 2012, 11:53:15 AM
Is your vagina not connected to your uterus?

A mark - one exists now.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2012, 12:35:36 PM »
Quote from: noxin on May 11, 2012, 11:53:15 AM
Is your vagina not connected to your uterus?
Is your scrotum not connected to your face?
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2012, 12:36:54 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 11, 2012, 12:35:36 PM
Is your scrotum not connected to your face?
It's connected to GarMan's.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2012, 12:49:48 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 11, 2012, 11:21:57 AM
I'd have his children if it were biologically possible.

And fuck up that gene pool? No.

maybe Bo Jackson's daughter?
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2012, 12:54:02 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on May 11, 2012, 12:49:48 PM
And fuck up that gene pool? No.

maybe Bo Jackson's daughter?

Michael Dyer has already fucked that shit up.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2012, 01:17:41 PM »
Quote from: noxin on May 11, 2012, 11:53:15 AM
Is your vagina not connected to your uterus?

+1

Only because it's Cam's number...
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2012, 01:19:43 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 11, 2012, 01:17:41 PM
+1

Only because it's Cam's number...

Where the f have YOU been? Just come on here passing out points and letter grades....CONTRIBUTE MOTHERFUCKER. :)
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2012, 01:20:24 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on May 11, 2012, 01:19:43 PM
Where the f have YOU been? Just come on here passing out points and letter grades....CONTRIBUTE MOTHERFUCKER. :)

It's like I've loved you all along.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2012, 01:27:08 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 11, 2012, 01:20:24 PM
It's like I've loved you all along.

Along the kitchen counter, along the baseboards in the hallway, along the pool a few laps...

Towel off and hit the showers.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2012, 01:30:42 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 11, 2012, 01:27:08 PM
Along the kitchen counter, along the baseboards in the hallway, along the pool a few laps...

Towel off and hit the showers.

Why else would I put pads on her back? 
Gotta clean the floors somehow.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2012, 01:35:56 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 11, 2012, 01:30:42 PM
Why else would I put pads on her back? 
Gotta clean the floors somehow.

Multi-tasking.  Working smarter, not harder.  Nice work.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2012, 02:18:32 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on May 11, 2012, 12:49:48 PM
And fuck up that gene pool? No.

maybe Bo Jackson's daughter?

..to the photoshops..
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2012, 02:20:12 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on May 11, 2012, 01:19:43 PM
Where the f have YOU been? Just come on here passing out points and letter grades....CONTRIBUTE MOTHERFUCKER. :)

So the pot says to the kettle.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2012, 04:44:43 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on May 11, 2012, 12:49:48 PM
And fuck up that gene pool? No.

maybe Bo Jackson's daughter?
You are right though, can't improve perfection.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."
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