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« on: April 24, 2012, 01:53:23 PM »
I imagine I'm not that different than most on here in that I own a lot of Auburn gear.  I've probably amassed about 10 AU baseball hats...some of which I was able to hold on to....I've got a couple of Auburn Trayvons and several shirts etc.  Was having a conversation with GF a while back and it was agreed that Auburn gear is meant to help you represent and not to be worn as an outfit.  You may think differently and that's fine...but you're a dork!  Wear your cap..but don't wear your cap, AU shirt and AU belt.  If it's game day and you're anywhere around Pat Dye Field at Jordan Hare Stadium...okay.  If you're walking in Longhorn in a head to toe Auburn ensemble...you need help.

Just got back from lunch.  I walked out to my beat up ass 2001 Sexpedition and when I got in, another pulled up beside me.  A guy gets out right beside my vehicle and I just have to stop and watch this scene.  He had on a Bama cap...Bama shirt tucked in and a Bama belt.  He turned around and sticking out of his back pocket was a Bama engraved wallet.  His wife had on a Bama sweatshirt.  A girl got out of the back seat wearing a matching Bama sweatshirt with Bama sunglasses.  They open the back door to get their baby out of the car seat and yep, the kid has on a Bama outfit.

I wanted to roll down my window and ask, "Excuse me, would you guys happen to be Bama fans?"

WE'VE GOT IT....YOU PULL FOR ALABAMA...AND YOU ALL HAVE GONE FULL ON TARD!!!

Don't get me wrong, I've seen my share of AU fans do it as well as fans from all different schools.  But stop it....now. You're not a cheerleader and you don't play.  A hat says all you need to say.  A shirt lets the world know who you support.  An Auburn hat, shirt, watch, belt, AU monogrammed jeans and Nike's with AU shoelaces screams waterhead at Wall Marks.  Just stop. 
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Re: Designer Snags
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2012, 01:57:21 PM »
If you didn't have a busted up 2001 Android phone, you could have taken a pic and this thread would have been much more interesting.

Alas.......
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2012, 01:59:16 PM »
If you didn't have a busted up 2001 Android phone, you could have taken a pic and this thread would have been much more interesting.

Alas.......

It's an 03'
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2012, 01:59:25 PM »
I imagine I'm not that different than most on here in that I own a lot of Auburn gear.  I've probably amassed about 10 AU baseball hats...some of which I was able to hold on to....I've got a couple of Auburn Trayvons and several shirts etc.  Was having a conversation with GF a while back and it was agreed that Auburn gear is meant to help you represent and not to be worn as an outfit.  You may think differently and that's fine...but you're a dork!  Wear your cap..but don't wear your cap, AU shirt and AU belt.  If it's game day and you're anywhere around Pat Dye Field at Jordan Hare Stadium...okay.  If you're walking in Longhorn in a head to toe Auburn ensemble...you need help.

Just got back from lunch.  I walked out to my beat up ass 2001 Sexpedition and when I got in, another pulled up beside me.  A guy gets out right beside my vehicle and I just have to stop and watch this scene.  He had on a Bama cap...Bama shirt tucked in and a Bama belt.  He turned around and sticking out of his back pocket was a Bama engraved wallet.  His wife had on a Bama sweatshirt.  A girl got out of the back seat wearing a matching Bama sweatshirt with Bama sunglasses.  They open the back door to get their baby out of the car seat and yep, the kid has on a Bama outfit.

I wanted to roll down my window and ask, "Excuse me, would you guys happen to be Bama fans?"

WE'VE GOT IT....YOU PULL FOR ALABAMA...AND YOU ALL HAVE GONE FULL ON TARD!!!

Don't get me wrong, I've seen my share of AU fans do it as well as fans from all different schools.  But stop it....now. You're not a cheerleader and you don't play.  A hat says all you need to say.  A shirt lets the world know who you support.  An Auburn hat, shirt, watch, belt, AU monogrammed jeans and Nike's with AU shoelaces screams waterhead at Wall Marks.  Just stop.

I would easily say 20-1, in my own experiences.  Everywhere I have been the bama fans are full on decked out. Auburn fans a hat.  Snaggs and I had this conversation because I was on a cruise in December, there was a couple (probably in their 50's) everyday I saw them new bama outfit full on.  Wife fucking had bama sunglasses.

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Re: Designer Snags
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2012, 02:01:37 PM »
Wife fucking had bama sunglasses.
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Obviously because her future is so bright.
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Re: Designer Snags
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2012, 02:02:44 PM »
Look...just because I wear my Auburn hat, Auburn sunglasses, Auburn thongs under my Auburn shorts (which are held up by my designer Auburn belt) and my Auburn shoes is no reason to make fun of me.
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2012, 02:04:37 PM »
Look...just because I wear my Auburn hat, Auburn sunglasses, Auburn thongs under my Auburn shorts (which are held up by my designer Auburn belt) and my Auburn shoes is no reason to make fun of me.

Yes....yes it is. 

BTDub...Where did you order the thong from?
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2012, 02:06:42 PM »
Look...just because I wear my Auburn hat, Auburn sunglasses, Auburn thongs under my Auburn shorts (which are held up by my designer Auburn belt) and my Auburn shoes is no reason to make fun of me.


WTF ever. 
Your wife dresses you to ensure no chance of you getting laid by anyone.
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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2012, 02:07:40 PM »
The amount of gear they wear at one time is inversely proportional to: Their IQ, How far they went in school, and the number of bammer games they've actually attended.
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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2012, 02:07:40 PM »
Yes....yes it is. 

BTDub...Where did you order the thong from?


www.aunation.com
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Re: Designer Snags
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2012, 02:08:08 PM »

WTF ever. 
Your wife dresses you to ensure no chance of you getting laid by anyone.

Dammit.  She said yellow was in.
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2012, 02:10:13 PM »
Dammit.  She said yellow was in.

She also said you were #3.
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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2012, 02:11:14 PM »
And another thing.  It's April.  Unless you're riding back from attending Bama's Gymnastics championship....take the damn flags off every window of the 82' Buick Skylark. 
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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2012, 02:14:43 PM »
And another thing.  It's April.  Unless you're riding back from attending Bama's Gymnastics championship....take the damn flags off every window of the 82' Buick Skylark.
I think that's the crux of your observation.

Any time from September through November, especially on a Saturday, I would accept this sight. Any time after that? If I do wear an Auburn T-shirt to the grocery store, I make a point to not match it with my Auburn hat.

In the fall, however, all bets are off.
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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2012, 02:17:06 PM »
She also said you were #3.

Actually I think it was #96...but who's counting.
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« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2012, 02:19:51 PM »
Fridays before game day Saturdays also fall in to the acceptable category.  Many bidnezzez in this State encourage employees to represent. 

This is spelled out in great detail in the Designer Snags manual on pages 112-117.
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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2012, 02:22:47 PM »
Fridays before game day Saturdays also fall in to the acceptable category.  Many bidnezzez in this State encourage employees to represent. 

This is spelled out in great detail in the Designer Snags manual on pages 112-117.

I think that pisses me off more than the bammer fammer all dolled up at the wall marks.  It's a place of employment, not a fucking bammer pep rally.  Oh, and your team doesn't play again for 93 days.  Stop wearing the damn scarlet letter to work, assholes.
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« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2012, 02:31:50 PM »
Yes....yes it is. 

BTDub...Where did you order the thong from?

From Jim. Although Buzz hasn't actually received it yet. Damn that Jim and his promises.
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« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2012, 02:33:35 PM »
From Jim. Although Buzz hasn't actually received it yet. Damn that Jim and his promises.

I wonder if he's even started on my dreamcatcher yet?
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« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2012, 02:35:49 PM »
I wonder if he's even started on my dreamcatcher yet?

It's on back order. Word is, he's swamped.  But when your work is that good....
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