Happy Earth Day

[Tarheel]

I think I'll celebrate by turning on all the lights.  And the sprinklers.  And starting up the car, truck, motorcycle, lawnmower, and gas grill.  All while smoking a fine cigar.

"Mother Gaia" will like that.

So will Algore.

Let's melt some glaciers...

And club some baby seals...

[djsimp]

Go smoke a joint, its on me.

Signed,
Mother Earth

[Tarheel]

Go smoke a joint, its on me.

Signed,
Mother Earth

Dear Mother Earth,

I prefer nicotine and 3-methylmorphine.

Thanks anyway.

[djsimp]

Dear Mother Earth,

I prefer nicotine and 3-methylmorphine.

Thanks anyway.

Blasphemy! How dare you. These do not conform to my all natural beauty. May your lawn be eternally scorched and frogs inhabit your soil.

Signed,
A mad bitch

[AUChizad]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/152740/earth-day-brainwashing-festival

[Saniflush]

I celebrated by taking some old tires and making a walking damn across a stream.  Now I can lay with my back in the cool water on those hot summer days and change my oil.