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Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?

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Re: Jimmy John's: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2008, 12:54:40 PM »
I just talked to a bammer about this and he said that "this is the act of saban weeding out all of Shulas' recruits"  and then he went on to say that "this is a good thing for saban because it frees up a scholy for a 5* recruit...  All I good do was laugh!!
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Re: Jimmy John's: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2008, 12:55:01 PM »
http://blog.al.com/rapsheet/2008/06/jimmy_johns_arrested_and_charg.html

Arrested for cocaine distribution.

The cops must be Auburn fans.

"Cocaine's a helluva drug"
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Jimmy John's: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2008, 01:00:50 PM »
With this breaking news, it appears that Bammer may take the lead in the Fulmer Cup standing:

EDSBS Link
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2008, 01:28:31 PM »
Kevin, I feel a front page article coming from this...
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2008, 01:40:34 PM »
 :)
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2008, 01:57:37 PM »
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2008, 02:07:17 PM »
VIVA LA PROCESS!!!!!!!!
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To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2008, 02:15:42 PM »
If you want to get down

I see your get down and raise you a get up.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2008, 02:50:03 PM »
So, the national media jump on this and keep that Bama tradition in the public eye....

meanwhile Auburn steadily rolls on, racking up recruits and working towards Atlanta.

Great days, my friends, great days.

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Re: Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2008, 02:51:43 PM »
Could this be why they recently switched to Pepsi at Brian Dennehey stadium?
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2008, 04:11:50 PM »
Jesus.

Finebaum is suggesting that Nick Saban was "in on this" and led JJ into the arms of the TPD. He's a crimefighter now too.
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2008, 04:13:40 PM »
Jesus.

Finebaum is suggesting that Nick Saban was "in on this" and led JJ into the arms of the TPD. He's a crimefighter now too.

He's Batman, Superman, and the Lucky Charms Leprechaun all rolled into one.
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2008, 05:02:05 PM »
More fun at Bama's expense.  Locker Room Motivational Poster:

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Re: Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2008, 05:36:43 PM »
For the love of God, how long does it take EDSBS to update the Fulmer Cup!

I am anxiously awaiting uat getting earning their next championship!!!  :clap:
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2008, 09:19:37 PM »
I can't stand this any more!

When the fuck are they going to update the Fulmer Cup!!!!
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2008, 10:35:14 PM »
From the JJ ordeal....they'll get around 21 points.  Add that to the 8 or 9 that they had....so, 29 or 30 points, is that enough to take the lead?  I could be way off, uat might've snuck some by us, those sneaky fuckin' bastards.

As for Jimmy Johns.....here's his Website, selling Pit Bulls.

http://www.jimmyjohnspitbulls.com/index2.html

I am part German....lol
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2008, 10:37:01 PM »
Who's going to feed them damn dogs while he's in Atmore?
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Re: Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2008, 11:49:06 PM »
"What are you selling today?"

Check the 4 Minute Mark:

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Re: Jimmy Johns: Want some coke with that?
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2008, 04:23:02 AM »
Who's going to feed them damn dogs while he's in Atmore?
Mike Vick?
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