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Outdoor Fish Fryer Advice

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Re: Outdoor Fish Fryer Advice
« Reply #40 on: April 24, 2012, 12:55:58 PM »
Most heterosexuals don't refer to it as dolphinfish.  Many will call it pompano, dorado or blue dolphin, but dolphin is acceptable.

Just telling you what the marine or science world calls it. Its a fact, and facts always stump PETA heads. I'm on your side.
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Re: Outdoor Fish Fryer Advice
« Reply #41 on: April 24, 2012, 01:01:28 PM »
Just telling you what the marine or science world calls it. Its a fact, and facts always stump PETA heads. I'm on your side.
Oh, I know...  My cousins from New Jersey kept calling it dolphinfish during one of our fishing trips.  Hearing that whiny-assed northern-speak say "dolphinfish" made me want to stab them in the eyes. 
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Re: Outdoor Fish Fryer Advice
« Reply #42 on: April 24, 2012, 01:10:01 PM »
Oh, I know...  My cousins from New Jersey kept calling it dolphinfish during one of our fishing trips.  Hearing that whiny-assed northern-speak say "dolphinfish" made me want to stab them in the eyes.

The only place I've ever caught them was in Hawaii, since mahi-mahi is the word for the fish in native Hawaiian I figured that is what I would call them.  In the gulf I usually just call them fish tacos.
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Re: Outdoor Fish Fryer Advice
« Reply #43 on: April 24, 2012, 02:11:00 PM »
  Many will call it pompano,

Dolphin ain't pompano.
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« Reply #44 on: April 24, 2012, 02:12:09 PM »
Most heterosexuals don't refer to it as dolphinfish.  Many will call it pompano, dorado or blue dolphin, but dolphin is acceptable.

Wow, you do really question your own sexual orientation don't you?
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Re: Outdoor Fish Fryer Advice
« Reply #45 on: April 24, 2012, 02:16:25 PM »
Pompano Joe's in Destin is pretty cool if you like eating right there on the ocean.  The food? It's like a Hooters.  You came for the view and cold beer.
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Re: Outdoor Fish Fryer Advice
« Reply #46 on: April 24, 2012, 03:19:53 PM »
is anyone here a marine biologist?
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Re: Outdoor Fish Fryer Advice
« Reply #47 on: April 24, 2012, 03:21:18 PM »
is anyone here a marine biologist?

No but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

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Re: Outdoor Fish Fryer Advice
« Reply #48 on: April 24, 2012, 03:36:31 PM »
is anyone here a marine biologist?
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Re: Outdoor Fish Fryer Advice
« Reply #49 on: April 24, 2012, 03:52:50 PM »
Maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.
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Re: Outdoor Fish Fryer Advice
« Reply #50 on: April 24, 2012, 05:10:30 PM »
Dolphin ain't pompano.
I guess the slower kids need illustrations. 

This is a pompano dolphin, frequently referred to as pompano...


This is a common dolphin, which can be called dolphinfish, dolphin, mahi mahi and dorado.  Although, these names are often used to identify the pompano variety as well...


Here's a sketch comparison... 


This is a pompano, commonly referred to as jacks... 

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Re: Outdoor Fish Fryer Advice
« Reply #51 on: April 24, 2012, 05:12:40 PM »
Wow, you do really question your own sexual orientation don't you?
I question E V E R Y T H I N G... 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Outdoor Fish Fryer Advice
« Reply #52 on: April 26, 2012, 08:19:46 AM »
This guy says kiss his ass. Quit using his name. He don't like the hooks:

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