From the "BWAAAA HA HA HA HA" department

CCTAU · « **Reply #20 on:** April 17, 2012, 09:37:46 AM »

This just in. The player's current father will be "processed out" by next fall and replaced with a step-father that can walk better.

djsimp · « **Reply #21 on:** April 17, 2012, 09:54:25 AM »

Quote from: CCTAU on April 17, 2012, 09:37:46 AM

This just in. The player's current father will be "processed out" by next fall and replaced with a step-father that can walk better.

Nice!

JR4AU · « **Reply #22 on:** April 17, 2012, 11:25:51 AM »

Quote from: CCTAU on April 17, 2012, 09:37:46 AM

This just in. The player's current father will be "processed out" by next fall and replaced with a step-father that can walk ~~better~~ gooder.

Fixt! Fuck sakes man, get with the program.

AUChizad · « **Reply #23 on:** April 17, 2012, 11:29:06 AM »

AUChizad · « **Reply #24 on:** April 17, 2012, 11:34:50 AM »

Finebaum is like a parody of himself.

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Consensus of Alabama fans about BCS trophy shattering: No worries. We'll get another one in January.

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Best line received on BCS crystal accident: You can't even trip in Tuscaloosa without knocking over a national championship trophy.

Godfather · « **Reply #25 on:** April 17, 2012, 11:41:04 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on April 17, 2012, 11:29:06 AM

There is so much

in that it is incredible, that might be my favorite one ever. Forget that its from Trading Places. The pictures on the wall of Prothro and Updyke made me about choke on my water.

chinook · « **Reply #26 on:** April 17, 2012, 12:04:17 PM »

chizad's avatar is fucking up the site.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #27 on:** April 17, 2012, 06:49:56 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on April 17, 2012, 09:37:46 AM

This just in. The player's current father will be "processed out" by next fall and replaced with a step-father that can walk better.

"Darren Woodruff, please report to Mal Moore's office."

AUChizad · « **Reply #28 on:** April 18, 2012, 08:01:00 AM »

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #29 on:** April 18, 2012, 08:27:07 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on April 18, 2012, 08:01:00 AM

LMFAO!

AUChizad · « **Reply #30 on:** April 19, 2012, 12:29:35 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on April 17, 2012, 11:34:50 AM

Finebaum is like a parody of himself.
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Consensus of Alabama fans about BCS trophy shattering: No worries. We'll get another one in January.
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Best line received on BCS crystal accident: You can't even trip in Tuscaloosa without knocking over a national championship trophy.

Still.

https://twitter.com/#!/finebaum/status/193012918370045952

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Paul Finebaum ‏ @finebaum
You think @BarackObama will end remarks to Bama team at WH today, saying: ``Well, I guess I'll see you guys back here again next year!''

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #31 on:** April 19, 2012, 12:31:08 PM »

Let's hope neither of them are there again next year.

Godfather · « **Reply #32 on:** April 19, 2012, 12:36:19 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 19, 2012, 12:31:08 PM

Let's hope neither of them are there again next year.

AMEN

Kaos · « **Reply #33 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:21:49 AM »

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"In my mind, it was slow motion," Carleton Tinker said, "as it rolled off the top of the trophy case onto the table onto the floor. I'm not sure if I bumped the table when I turned around, or if my foot caught on the large tablecloth they had draped and puddled on the floor. That's exactly what happened."

Tinker's damn.

Apparently Alabama parents don't know the meaning of the word "exactly"

What "exactly" happened? Did you bump the table or trip?

AUChizad · « **Reply #34 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:31:00 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 20, 2012, 10:21:49 AM

Tinker's damn.

Apparently Alabama parents don't know the meaning of the word "exactly"

What "exactly" happened? Did you bump the table or trip?

Wait, Carson Tinker's dad's the one that fucked up the trophy?

Prayers sent.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #35 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:31:13 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on April 20, 2012, 10:21:49 AM

Tinker's damn.

Apparently Alabama parents don't know the meaning of the word "exactly"

What "exactly" happened? Did you bump the table or trip?

Can't blame them. They still don't know exactly how much they are getting either...guys just keep showing up with stuffed animals and paper bags.

GH2001 · « **Reply #36 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:33:34 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 20, 2012, 10:31:13 AM

Can't blame them. They still don't know exactly how much they are getting either...guys just keep showing up with stuffed animals and paper bags.

This post ^^

I laughed at it.

AUChizad · « **Reply #37 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:40:06 AM »

Maybe it's because I've tuned him out for so long, and perhaps forgotten how bad it actually was, but through his tweets, it appears that Finebaum has become an exaggerated caricature of himself.

https://twitter.com/#!/finebaum/status/193139261682352128

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Carson Tinker's father takes fall for breaking BCS trophy. When is Cam Newton's father going to accept responsibility for getting AU one.

Kaos · « **Reply #38 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:41:54 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on April 20, 2012, 10:31:00 AM

Wait, Carson Tinker's dad's the one that fucked up the trophy?

Prayers sent.

The flame war on al.com is hilarious. Stuff getting deleted as soon as its posted.

Bama people are crying about the "tragedies this family has endured...."

AUChizad · « **Reply #39 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:51:18 AM »

Fuck it, I'm saying it. Does anyone else think this is way too coincidental?

Does anyone else think that they intentionally pinned it on the only guy on the football team that no redneck bammer can possibly get mad at and send death threats to?