Braves Parking Passes Needed

[Vandy Vol]

Anyone got any parking passes for opening day this Friday that they won't be using?  I'll pay you for them (American currency or cunnilingus/fellatio, your choice).  They've apparently sold out, as the website isn't showing any available.  Poor planning, I know.

[CCTAU]

Anyone got any parking passes for opening day this Friday that they won't be using?  I'll pay you for them (American currency or cunnilingus/fellatio, your choice).  They've apparently sold out, as the website isn't showing any available.  Poor planning, I know.

You and every other friend I know is asking. Seems many a Braves fan snoozed.

[Buzz Killington]

I'll let you park in my yard for $20.

[Vandy Vol]

You and every other friend I know is asking. Seems many a Braves fan snoozed.

Given their spring training game results and their season thus far, I'm surprised anything at Turner Field is sold out.  But yeah, we weren't expecting the parking spaces to go so quickly...I think we picked them up at the gate last year without any issue.

I'll let you park in my yard for $20.

Thanks for the offer, but I'd rather park in your rectum.  But we did realize that there are neighborhoods all around the stadium, and apparently a lot of people park there.  So I think the plan is to find a free space nearby, walk to the parking lot and find some sluts nice people to tailgate with, then carry our coolers and shit back to the car before the game.

Not ideal, but it works.