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Petrino Had a Girl with Him

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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2012, 09:57:21 AM »
So...does the Gus Bus roll into Fayetteville soon?
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2012, 10:03:30 AM »
"On paid leave indefinitely."  You don't place a college HC on indefinite leave.  You make a decision.  To me, this looks like they're seeing if they can snag someone away from another job before they fire Petrino, and if they can't, they'll keep him. 

He's carrying on an inappropriate relationship, with a girl half his age (nothing really wrong with that part alone), that he has career influence over, and then lied about circumstances of the accident to cover it up.   I don't know how you don't fire him.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2012, 10:25:36 AM »
I really don't see how he's not toast.  The biggest reason being that he lied to the Administration.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2012, 10:30:05 AM »
I really don't see how he's not toast.  The biggest reason being that he lied to the Administration.

I would say that's normally a big deal, and still is here, but the relationship also leaves Ark. vulnerable to law suit from the girl. 
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2012, 10:31:05 AM »
I would say that's normally a big deal, and still is here, but it also leaves Ark. vulnerable to law suit from the girl.

I would say she is in line for a nice promotion within the AD.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2012, 10:32:14 AM »
I would say she is in line for a nice promotion within the AD.

I would agree if they don't want to get sued.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2012, 10:50:33 AM »
Hahaha...supposedly taken from a Clay Travis column.

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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2012, 10:55:45 AM »
 
Hahaha...supposedly taken from a Clay Travis column.

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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2012, 11:11:44 AM »
So is Petrinos spot in the best coaches poll from Athlon in jeopardy?  :woot:
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2012, 11:16:13 AM »
So is Petrinos spot in the best coaches poll from Athlon in jeopardy?  :woot:

Chizik just moved into the #8 spot.   :aoop:
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2012, 11:17:27 AM »
Wonder how her fiance' feels about it?


EDIT- Apparently they had already broken up.  Maybe he was tired of tasting Bobby's cock.



check the date on the picture.

Also, what would she sue for? She doesn't have any ground if they track the relationship back to when she was first hired.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2012, 11:21:16 AM »
check the date on the picture.

Also, what would she sue for? She doesn't have any ground if they track the relationship back to when she was first hired.

The date on the picture was what their wedding date WAS.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2012, 11:27:15 AM »
Dear Petrino,
How you get dem good looking ho's?
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Mike Price
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2012, 11:30:03 AM »
Dear Petrino,
How you get dem good looking ho's?
signed,
Mike Price

Dear Mike,

You have to slap 'em around a little bit first.

Signed,

Mike DuBose
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2012, 11:39:18 AM »
check the date on the picture.

Also, what would she sue for? She doesn't have any ground if they track the relationship back to when she was first hired.

If she claimed her career development was contingent upon maintaining a sexual relationship with Bobby. 

I don't, and never have done any of that kind of work, so I don't know for sure, but it would seem to me to be a dicey situation legally, or at least have that potential.

I do know this, if Bobby loses this gig, there's a fair chance that two Fayetteville divorce attorneys will make a good chunk of change.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2012, 11:46:10 AM »
Dear Mike,
Don't forget to slap a ho.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2012, 11:46:28 AM »
So if Petrino gets fired, could they even hire a big name coach?  I bet they hire an interim for a year and then see what's available.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #37 on: April 06, 2012, 11:48:05 AM »
So if Petrino gets fired, could they even hire a big name coach?  I bet they hire an interim for a year and then see what's available.


I hear Sean Payton is hunting something to do.
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2012, 11:49:21 AM »

I hear Sean Payton is hunting something to do.

Man wouldn't that be some shit. 
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Re: Petrino Had a Girl with Him
« Reply #39 on: April 06, 2012, 11:50:20 AM »
Ok, my issue here is...  Who cares who he fucks?  Does it change his coaching ability?  Or the job he is doing?  The lying part I can understand, but take that out and what is the deal?
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