The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread

When I asked for his advice he said, Buzz you choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #305 on:** October 04, 2012, 05:07:48 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 04, 2012, 04:57:39 PM

When I asked for his advice he said, Buzz you choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?

There's something about your post....

AUJarhead · « **Reply #306 on:** October 05, 2012, 04:51:47 PM »

Good luck, Bravos. Although I hope we jump out to a 12 run lead in the first.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #307 on:** October 05, 2012, 05:37:49 PM »

Meant to post this earlier about the game today.

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@FSMidwest: Lohse-Medlen's combined win PCT (.867%) is the highest of any starting pitching match-up in #MLB postseason history.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #308 on:** October 05, 2012, 05:44:58 PM »

Fucking Gator.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #309 on:** October 05, 2012, 08:18:42 PM »

Nothing like playoff stress.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #310 on:** October 05, 2012, 08:36:36 PM »

Infield fly!

ssgaufan · « **Reply #311 on:** October 05, 2012, 08:41:14 PM »

Fuck the Cards! I hope the Nats beat the shit out of em.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #312 on:** October 05, 2012, 10:51:01 PM »

Dammit to hell! Darvish isn't getting his fastball across the plate for a strike. Why are we not stepping up in the box to hit that juke shit before it breaks? Bad bunt, but we at least advanced a runner into scoring position. A little more finesse on that bunt and we have runners on first and second with one out.....

Give Darvish credit. He is threw one hell of a game. Hopefully Holland won't kill us.

Questioning Saunders pitching as well. But then again he is a work the corners pitcher anyways. Still would like to have seen him be more aggressive.

Hells to the yeah! Another run and a shitty throw by Holland but with Hamilton and Beltre, I will not be comfortable until it's over.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #313 on:** October 05, 2012, 10:58:39 PM »

O'Day needs to come up huge here. The only comfort I have and that makes me a little less nervous is having Buck as a manager. He is a damn fine tactician, he knows his match ups and how to use his bull pen.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #314 on:** October 05, 2012, 11:28:35 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on October 05, 2012, 10:58:39 PM

O'Day needs to come up huge here. The only comfort I have and that makes me a little less nervous is having Buck as a manager. He is a damn fine tactician, he knows his match ups and how to use his bull pen.

Three more outs, bud. Stressed yet?

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #315 on:** October 05, 2012, 11:47:22 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 05, 2012, 11:28:35 PM

Three more outs, bud. Stressed yet?

Even with a 4 run lead.......hell yes! I don't have a finger nail left to chew on.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #316 on:** October 05, 2012, 11:59:15 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on October 05, 2012, 11:47:22 PM

Even with a 4 run lead.......hell yes! I don't have a finger nail left to chew on.

There's nothing quite like playoff baseball. Congrats!

And sorry to WE!!! Rangers just got cold at the wrong time. Hope they resign Hamilton.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #317 on:** October 06, 2012, 12:06:00 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 05, 2012, 11:59:15 PM

There's nothing quite like playoff baseball. Congrats!

And sorry to WE!!! Rangers just got cold at the wrong time. Hope they resign Hamilton.

Yes, hate it for WE!!. Johnson was about to piss me off. Hopefully we can beat the Yanks. I hate them morenthan anyone.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #318 on:** October 06, 2012, 01:57:35 AM »

Well, shit.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #319 on:** October 06, 2012, 11:56:56 AM »

I went to the game last night and it sucked. I have been to at least one game per post season series over the last 2 years and the atmosphere last night sucked. I think the fans could feel what was about to happen. The guys just weren't playing with the same energy as they have for the past 2 years.

And I would be surprised if Hamilton signed with the Rangers next year. His time here has run its course. They probably talked about the boo's, but it was pretty bad after his last at bat. Even his first at bat, which was a shitty at bat, there were a couple of boo's. Man on first and third with no outs, the O's have someone warming up in the pen, the pitcher is struggling, and Hamilton swings at a first pitch ball...again. Of course he rolls into a double play and that was typical for the night.

That game sucked. It was one of the worst games I have been too and not just because we lost.