The Official 2012 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread

AUJarhead · « **Reply #240 on:** September 19, 2012, 07:12:53 PM »

At the Braves/Marlins game tonight. Suck it, bitches.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #241 on:** September 26, 2012, 09:09:42 AM »

Congrats, Braves.

Hope to see you in about a week, magic number for us is 4...

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #242 on:** September 26, 2012, 09:16:35 AM »

Fuck you Braves.

Hope to see you never because you get beat in the play in game.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #243 on:** September 26, 2012, 09:25:31 AM »

Hey Braves, hope to see you in 2098...when the Cubs actually have a shot at the wildcard play-in game.

AWK · « **Reply #244 on:** September 26, 2012, 09:55:04 AM »

Hey Braves,

You are awesome. I hope you don't suck as much dick as the Texans.

,

AWK

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #245 on:** September 26, 2012, 10:03:54 AM »

Quote from: AWK on September 26, 2012, 09:55:04 AM

Hey Braves,

You are awesome. I hope you don't suck as much dick as the Texans.

,

AWK

Wrong thread dumb ass. You should post in the NFL 2012 thread...

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #246 on:** September 26, 2012, 10:29:54 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on September 26, 2012, 10:03:54 AM

Wrong thread dumb ass. You should post in the NFL 2012 thread...

Bizzurrrrn.

AWK · « **Reply #247 on:** September 26, 2012, 02:27:37 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on September 26, 2012, 10:03:54 AM

Wrong thread dumb ass. You should post in the NFL 2012 thread...

Sorry, I lump all queer bandwagon Texas teams together.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #248 on:** October 02, 2012, 09:24:38 AM »

Fucking a...the A's won't go away. I really don't want to play them in the playoffs. It doesn't help that the Rangers are playing their worst baseball of the year going in to the playoffs...

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #249 on:** October 02, 2012, 09:28:16 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on October 02, 2012, 09:24:38 AM

Fucking a...the A's won't go away. I really don't want to play them in the playoffs. It doesn't help that the Rangers are playing their worst baseball of the year going in to the playoffs...

Don't worry, they will beat the piss out of Baltimore in the Wild Card game so they can stick around longer.

Was tied for 1st until last night. How fucking lucky can the Yanks get? Baltimore gets Tampa Bay, the Yanks get to play the BoSox.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #250 on:** October 02, 2012, 09:44:36 AM »

Fucking Dodgers won't go away. Cards have clinched at least a share of the 2nd WC, and if they win one of the next two, or LA loses one of the next two, the Cards have a date on Friday in Atlanta.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #251 on:** October 02, 2012, 10:09:41 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 02, 2012, 09:44:36 AM

Fucking Dodgers won't go away. Cards have clinched at least a share of the 2nd WC, and if they win one of the next two, or LA loses one of the next two, the Cards have a date on Friday in Atlanta.

Who's your best lefty? He'll enjoy getting a playoff win under his belt.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #252 on:** October 02, 2012, 10:21:12 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 02, 2012, 10:09:41 AM

Who's your best lefty? He'll enjoy getting a playoff win under his belt.

Jamie Garcia is our lefty.

Home 4-2 2.82 ERA

Road 3-5 5.02 ERA

If we pitch Garcia against the Braves, I will kill someone.

If I had to guess, it would be Lohse, who has been the best pitcher this year for us.

8-2 on the road with a 3.41 era

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #253 on:** October 02, 2012, 10:49:06 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 02, 2012, 10:21:12 AM

Jamie Garcia is our lefty.

Home 4-2 2.82 ERA

Road 3-5 5.02 ERA

If we pitch Garcia against the Braves, I will kill someone.

If I had to guess, it would be Lohse, who has been the best pitcher this year for us.

8-2 on the road with a 3.41 era

Well, come to think of it, we don't hit righties either.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #254 on:** October 02, 2012, 11:00:17 AM »

If the wildcard plays on Firday, when does the divisional series start? Sunday?

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #255 on:** October 02, 2012, 11:01:23 AM »

Nevermind:

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Wild Card Schedule Series    Date    Network    Air Time (ET)
A.L. Wild Card Game Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Friday, October 5   TBS   TBA
N.L. Wild Card Game Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Friday, October 5   TBS   TBA
American League Division Series Series    Date    Network    Air Time (ET)
ALDS Game One Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement    Saturday, October 6   TBS   TBA
ALDS Game One Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Sunday, October 7   TBS or MLBN***   TBA
ALDS Game Two Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Sunday, October 7   TBS or MLBN***   TBA
ALDS Game Two Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Monday, October 8   TBS   TBA
ALDS Game Three Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Tuesday, October 9   TBS   TBA
ALDS Game Three Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Wednesday, October 10   TBS or MLBN***   TBA
ALDS Game Four* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Wednesday, October 10   TBS or MLBN***   TBA
ALDS Game Four* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Thursday, October 11   TBS   TBA
ALDS Game Five* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Thursday, October 11   TBS   TBA
ALDS Game Five* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Friday, October 12   TBS   TBA
National League Division Series Series    Date    Network    Air Time (ET)
NLDS Game One Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Saturday, October 6   TBS   TBA
NLDS Game One Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Sunday, October 7   TBS or MLBN***   TBA
NLDS Game Two Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Sunday, October 7   TBS or MLBN***   TBA
NLDS Game Two Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Monday, October 8   TBS   TBA
NLDS Game Three Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Tuesday, October 9   TBS   TBA
NLDS Game Three Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Wednesday, October 10   TBS or MLBN***   TBA
NLDS Game Four* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Wednesday, October 10   TBS or MLBN***   TBA
NLDS Game Four* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Thursday, October 11   TBS   TBA
NLDS Game Five* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Thursday, October 11   TBS   TBA
NLDS Game Five* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Friday, October 12   TBS   TBA
American League Championship Series Series    Date    Network    Air Time (ET)
ALCS Game One Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Saturday, October 13   TBS   TBA
ALCS Game Two Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Sunday, October 14   TBS   TBA
ALCS Game Three Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Tuesday, October 16   TBS   TBA
ALCS Game Four Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Wednesday, October 17   TBS   TBA
ALCS Game Five* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Thursday, October 18   TBS   TBA
ALCS Game Six* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Saturday, October 20   TBS   TBA
ALCS Game Seven* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Sunday, October 21   TBS   TBA
National League Championship Series Series    Date    Network    Air Time (ET)
NLCS Game One Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Sunday, October 14   FOX   TBA
NLCS Game Two Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Monday, October 15   FOX   TBA
NLCS Game Three Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Wednesday, October 17   FOX   TBA
NLCS Game Four Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Thursday, October 18   FOX   TBA
NLCS Game Five* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Friday, October 19   FOX   TBA
NLCS Game Six* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Sunday, October 21   FOX   TBA
NLCS Game Seven* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Monday, October 22   FOX   TBA
World Series Series    Date    Match-Up    Network    Air Time (ET)
Game One Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Wednesday, October 24   AL Champion at NL Champion   FOX   TBA
Game Two Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Thursday, October 25   AL Champion at NL Champion   FOX   TBA
Game Three Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Saturday, October 27   NL Champion at AL Champion   FOX   TBA
Game Four Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Sunday, October 28   NL Champion at AL Champion   FOX   TBA
Game Five* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Monday, October 29   NL Champion at AL Champion   FOX   TBA
Game Six* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Wednesday, October 31   AL Champion at NL Champion   FOX   TBA
Game Seven* Courtyard MarriottAdvertisement   Thursday, November 1   AL Champion at NL Champion   FOX   TBA

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #256 on:** October 02, 2012, 11:09:06 AM »

Hopefully the Rangers can win one of the next 2 and then have Yu and Matt Harrison pitch games one and two of the ALDS with Holland pitching game 3. If we lose 2, then Holland will probably have to pitch the wildcard and then it gets dicey with our 4th starter because Dempster sucks...

AUJarhead · « **Reply #257 on:** October 02, 2012, 11:16:01 AM »

AL and NL both have one divisional game Saturday. Not sure if the wild card team is in that game or not.

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/schedule/ps.jsp

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #258 on:** October 02, 2012, 11:26:13 AM »

We will throw Gonzalez and Tillman these last two games. We are guaranteed a WC spot if nothing else. That will leave some interesting match ups for Buck to make. Hope that Johnson and Hammel are recovered enough to play in the playoffs. Really need a rotation of Johnson, Hammel, Britton and Yen to stand a chance.

One weird thing that the O's did this year, they would pull a guy out of the pen and let him start if they thought the starter needed more rest and would bring guys up, let them throw a game or two and then send them back down. It was interesting, but seemed to work enough to get them in the playoffs since 96.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #259 on:** October 02, 2012, 12:49:11 PM »

The Cards game on Friday or Saturday, they were talking about the Os being in the playoffs, and how it was a good thing.

The color guy then called Boston a "Fortune 500 team."

And the main guy said, "I don't follow."

"Well, you know, they paid a fortune, and aren't .500."