Luckiest "Victim" Ever

GH2001 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 04, 2012, 01:22:53 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on April 04, 2012, 10:55:59 AM

I like all things female, well except their standard psychosis, and her face is a style of face that is unattractive to me. Round and mousy looking. And I'm not THAT picky. I have a wide range of what I find attractive. Contrary to what Chad said about the last pic being for "comedic effect", THAT is what she really looks like day in and day out. Garman and GF are right about makeup and photoshop too.

Still, I'd hit it.

Since I can't see her feet, I can't judge them. I can see her face. Skinny chics often have boney, long, monkey toes, and that's not attractive. If she has nice feet, that would certainly be a bonus. If she didn't, I'd still hit it.

Here, just use your imagination and a paper towel.

JR4AU · « **Reply #21 on:** April 04, 2012, 01:24:59 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 04, 2012, 01:22:53 PM

Here, just use your imagination and a paper towel.

That should have come with a warning!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #22 on:** April 04, 2012, 01:27:30 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 04, 2012, 01:22:53 PM

Here, just use your imagination and a paper towel.

Dayyyyum...she got the hammer toes

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #23 on:** April 04, 2012, 01:29:21 PM »

Like many, I can't think of one teacher I had, except maybe Mrs. Bowermaster in 6th grade, that I had any thoughts whatsoever of groping their jiggly bits. Any of you old timers recall Sandra Newkirk at Auburn? I think I had her for 63.8% of my classes. 5'0" 246.

GarMan · « **Reply #24 on:** April 04, 2012, 01:30:16 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on April 04, 2012, 01:24:59 PM

That should have come with a warning!

Alien feet... I think those toes have an extra joint/knuckle in them.

JR4AU · « **Reply #25 on:** April 04, 2012, 01:35:28 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 04, 2012, 01:29:21 PM

Like many, I can't think of one teacher I had, except maybe Mrs. Bowermaster in 6th grade, that I had any thoughts whatsoever of groping their jiggly bits. Any of you old timers recall Sandra Newkirk at Auburn? I think I had her for 63.8% of my classes. 5'0" 246.

My Fr. year of HS, we took Typing. All you whipper snappers imagine a classroom full of fucking typewriters, no "keyboards" or "monitors". And the "chick, chick, chick" sound of the typewriter as we typed our assignments. Anyway, Mrs. Pillitteri was a young lass not long out of college, and taught the class. 5'2" maybe, and petite. Every guy in the class had dreams about her.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #26 on:** April 04, 2012, 02:05:05 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 04, 2012, 01:29:21 PM

Like many, I can't think of one teacher I had, except maybe Mrs. Bowermaster in 6th grade, that I had any thoughts whatsoever of groping their jiggly bits. Any of you old timers recall Sandra Newkirk at Auburn? I think I had her for 63.8% of my classes. 5'0" 246.

Aah...I remember 10th grade English like it was yesterday. Mrs. Buzbee. She was 71, or maybe 72. 3'11" and had this deformed hand. When she put that nub on your naughty bits...man I tell ya.

djsimp · « **Reply #27 on:** April 04, 2012, 02:16:30 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 04, 2012, 02:05:05 PM

Aah...I remember 10th grade English like it was yesterday. Mrs. Buzbee. She was 71, or maybe 72. 3'11" and had this deformed hand. When she put that nub on your naughty bits...man I tell ya.

Oh yeah, I remember Mrs. Billups my 3rd grade teacher, whom we so affectionately called Mrs. Bull-lips. She could suck the virginity right outta you.

djsimp · « **Reply #28 on:** April 04, 2012, 02:17:42 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 04, 2012, 01:22:53 PM

Here, just use your imagination and a paper towel.

I bet she's good at climbing trees.

AUChizad · « **Reply #29 on:** April 04, 2012, 02:28:14 PM »

I remember the teacher everyone wanted to fuck at our high school's name was Ms. Dean. She was, at best, a five or a six at the time.

Only because she was the only teacher at the school under 40 years and/or 200 pounds.

Godfather · « **Reply #30 on:** April 04, 2012, 03:19:50 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 04, 2012, 02:05:05 PM

Aah...I remember 10th grade English like it was yesterday. Mrs. Buzbee. She was 71, or maybe 72. 3'11" and had this deformed hand. When she put that nub on your naughty bits...man I tell ya.

Her tiny sausage fingers made it look HUGE!

She knows bird is the word.