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Re: Barack's Brackets
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2012, 04:07:40 PM »
As with any program/team with a long run of success, unaffiliated people just get tired of the adoration.

Dick Vitale would suck K's diseased and rotting cock if given half a chance.

THIS guy ^^^ gets it.

I like UNC, but I hate Dook regardless.
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« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2012, 04:58:00 PM »
THIS guy ^^^ gets it.

I like UNC, but I hate Dook regardless.

So, you hate Duke because Dick Vitale loves them? 

Perfectly rational.
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« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2012, 11:06:25 PM »
I have been on the Duke bandwagon since about 1985 when I was a wee lad b/c of this man.



I had just started getting into sports and I wanted to be able to play like this man.  Damn he was good.  I remember how disappointed I was when they lost to Louisville.  I hated Louisville for years after that until Pitino took the job and it still took me a while to come around to them.
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« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2012, 11:52:43 PM »
I love you, man.
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Re: Barack's Brackets
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2012, 09:20:58 AM »
So, you hate Duke because Dick Vitale loves them? 

Perfectly rational.

With a capital H babyyyyy!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you lissen here Snaggleballs - my disdain for Dicky V and Dook are mutually exclusive. I dislike both but not because of each other. SLAM BAM dunkarOOOOOO Babbbeeyy!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2012, 09:31:27 AM »
With a capital H babyyyyy!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you lissen here Snaggleballs - my disdain for Dicky V and Dook are mutually exclusive. I dislike both but not because of each other. SLAM BAM dunkarOOOOOO Babbbeeyy!!!!!!!!!

OOOOHHHH, ROOOYYY....better get a T.O. babyyyy....Slam Jam Bam....They're goin' crazyyyy here in Chapel Hill...they're all diaper dandyyyyyy's...OOOOHHHHH....Look at that babyyy...that fan's so crazy he's got a gun....Slam Jam Bang babyyyy.....and he's pointing it at me...I LOVE IIIIIIT....
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« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2012, 09:36:05 AM »
OOOOHHHH, ROOOYYY....better get a T.O. babyyyy....Slam Jam Bam....They're goin' crazyyyy here in Chapel Hill...they're all diaper dandyyyyyy's...OOOOHHHHH....Look at that babyyy...that fan's so crazy he's got a gun....Slam Jam Bang babyyyy.....and he's pointing it at me...I LOVE IIIIIIT....

Dude seriously makes me want to vomit. Gives me a headache.

Once on a Saturday afternoon I was napping on the couch while the TV played whatever in the background, was on ESPN about this time of year, maybe February. Having me a nice little sleeptime, and then apprently a marquee basketball game comes on with him screaming. Nap over....no way anyone can sleep through that. Fucker woke me up out of a dead sleep screaming his lungs out over diaper dandees and crazy fans BABBEYYY. No way I could go back to sleep after hearing that. I also needed an Advil.
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« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2012, 09:45:54 AM »
Dude seriously makes me want to vomit. Gives me a headache.

Once on a Saturday afternoon I was napping on the couch while the TV played whatever in the background, was on ESPN about this time of year, maybe February. Having me a nice little sleeptime, and then apprently a marquee basketball game comes on with him screaming. Nap over....no way anyone can sleep through that. Fucker woke me up out of a dead sleep screaming his lungs out over diaper dandees and crazy fans BABBEYYY. No way I could go back to sleep after hearing that. I also needed an Advil.

He adds nothing to any telecast.  ESPN has to be encouraging him to keep that schtick up because it's so over the top.  Screw him. I'd much rather hear Charles Barkley. Now that, I would watch. 
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« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2012, 09:46:12 AM »
Duke was the only undergraduate school that outright rejected me.  A friend who was a year older was also rejected; he received a full ride to Vandy and half of his tuition and expenses paid for at Harvard.

Found out that Duke is alleged to be one of the worst about artificially meeting racial quotas, and thus rejecting a lot of otherwise qualified crackers for no reason.  Don't really know if that's true or not, but it makes sense given what I know about their admissions.

Also had a friend who transferred from Duke to Vandy after his freshman year.  Apparently the student body there is a bunch of over-competitive pricks.  You might as well forget about trying to get together a study group, because those fuckers will give you the wrong information and tell you the wrong date for the exam just to get a leg up on you.

The Cameron Crazies are a bunch of annoying frat daddies.  Their players are often dumb ass, egotistical douches (who the fuck gives himself a nickname, and makes it something as stupid as "Sub-Zero?").  Their players suck in the NBA.  The NCAA didn't do shit to Duke after they determined that Maggette was ineligible back in 1999, nor did they do anything when Coach Kunt recently offered a scholarship to a recruit when he wasn't supposed to be able to do so.

The list could go on and on...

Just another reason you hobbits need to start a racial march.
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Re: Barack's Brackets
« Reply #29 on: March 20, 2012, 10:41:57 AM »
I love you, man.
:thumsup:

Johnny Dawkins was the man!
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« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2012, 10:44:52 AM »
:thumsup:

Johnny Dawkins was the man!

Who?

Is he any relation to that English guy that don't like Jesus?
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« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2012, 11:05:43 AM »
Who?

Is he any relation to that English guy that don't like Jesus?

Pffffffttttttttttttttttt.  Like a white dude that hates Jesus can ball? 
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Re: Barack's Brackets
« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2012, 11:11:19 AM »
Pffffffttttttttttttttttt.  Like a white dude that hates Jesus can ball?

Sweet Jesus, that white boy can ball.
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« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2012, 11:35:17 AM »
The more Duke envy you guys display, the more I smile. 

Okay, I have a serious question for the Duke hatahs.  I recall one instance while in the Dean Dome, one of the lady's from Dean Smith's office was taking me and my budyy down on an elevator to the court.  I was talking to her and simply asked her if Duke had a game that weekend.  The lady scowled up and said about as hatefully as you could say it, "Pffft...Yeah, probably playing some high school."  This woman worked in the athletic department and it was obvious she had disdain for anything and everything about Duke.  It was the one place in the country that I'd been to where I genuinely felt the same passion/hatred/whatever for your rival as I do in this part of the world with AU/UAT. 

I get that.  If you're a true fan of or graduate of Carolina, it comes natural.  I, me, myself and I...we're bandwagon fans.  I became a Duke fan in 78' when they made an improbable run through the tourney and faced Kentucky for the gold.  It was truly David vs. Goliath.  Since I'm an Auburn grad, if I didn't jump on someone's bandwagon, I'd have nothing to care about during college basketball season.  So, I began to follow that program closely and have followed them just as if not more closely than Auburn's program.  I know that's bad...we have a Chubb.  What's not to love. 

But, I've stayed with Duke because I truly like the way the entire program is run.  I like watching someone being driven to success and the way they go about it.  An article a few years ago in SI told how Coach K doesn't allow freshmen to have vehicles on campus but requires the upperclassmen be assigned to them to mentor them and make sure they get to class, understand what is required of them and in general, be responsible for them.  And seemingly, they do things the right way.  Players aren't getting arrested...you don't hear of scandals (other than LaCrosse...but hey, she asked for it)  You have the winningest coach of all time who by all accounts, is like a father to his players and you hear nothing but the utmost respect for him from former players.  He's quick to give props and respect to any opponent...in the first Duke/UNC meeting, the first words out of his mouth were, "We hung in there and found a way to win, but they're still the better team".

Not trying to sway anybody to be a Duke fan or back off.  I know it's in good fun, but I'm always curious about why the hate for Duke.  For a UNC fan, I'd expect nothing less.  Part of one of the biggest rivalries in sports. One long time Yahoo Sports Radio guy, Peter Brown, hates them with every fiber of his being.  When pressed on why...the only thing he's ever come up with is, "They get all the calls."  Oh yeah, that's one hell of a reason.   


There is no philosophical explanation for the visceral hatred between the two schools.  Growing up in North Carolina there comes a time in a young persons' life when they have to make a decision.  "Duke or Carolina?"   Almost all of my Family who went to college (except my uncle who was an FSU grad and myself who went to UNCC) graduated from Carolina so that decision was easy for me.  And I have two cousins who teach there.  So, there are a lot of connections to Chapel Hill in my family heritage.

And I hate Duke with every fiber of my being.


And I'm glad they lost to Lehigh in round two of the NCAA tournament.
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Re: Barack's Brackets
« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2012, 11:38:10 AM »
I have been on the Duke bandwagon since about 1985 when I was a wee lad b/c of this man.
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And here I thought that we were kindred spirits, AUT1.

I don't really know you at all...
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2012, 11:40:42 AM »
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Re: Barack's Brackets
« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2012, 11:45:00 AM »
Duke was the only undergraduate school that outright rejected me.  A friend who was a year older was also rejected; he received a full ride to Vandy and half of his tuition and expenses paid for at Harvard.

Found out that Duke is alleged to be one of the worst about artificially meeting racial quotas, and thus rejecting a lot of otherwise qualified crackers for no reason.  Don't really know if that's true or not, but it makes sense given what I know about their admissions.

Also had a friend who transferred from Duke to Vandy after his freshman year.  Apparently the student body there is a bunch of over-competitive pricks.  You might as well forget about trying to get together a study group, because those fudgeers will give you the wrong information and tell you the wrong date for the exam just to get a leg up on you.

The Cameron Crazies are a bunch of annoying frat daddies.  Their players are often dumb ass, egotistical douches (who the fudge gives himself a nickname, and makes it something as stupid as "Sub-Zero?").  Their players suck in the NBA.  The NCAA didn't do shitake to Duke after they determined that Maggette was ineligible back in 1999, nor did they do anything when Coach Kunt recently offered a scholarship to a recruit when he wasn't supposed to be able to do so.

The list could go on and on...


This man speaks the truth.
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Barack's Brackets
« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2012, 11:53:47 AM »

And here I thought that we were kindred spirits, AUT1.

I don't really know you at all...

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Re: Barack's Brackets
« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2012, 11:54:38 AM »

Absolutely epic.

Great post, GH!

Turd ranchers, the whole lot of you.
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Re: Barack's Brackets
« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2012, 11:56:25 AM »
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There's such an overwhelming and unreasonable bias for Duke that they're expected to win just for showing up.  They're always ranked well whether there's any substance behind it or not...  At least from my perspective, Duke has become one of those teams that we love to hate.  The Yankees...  Boston...  Alabama...  Duke...  Nazis...  Communists...  Child Molesters...  They've earned it.

I would agree with this especially when we apply it to the drek-spewing, shiny-suited, slicked-back hair sports-reader golems at ESPN; they love them some Duke and Syracuse!  Feh!
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson