Gump Game

[AUChizad]

We're losing.

I'm watching it on ESPN3.

Saban came over to the booth to disgust me for six minutes. The Daves were acting as if Jesus Christ himself had graced the booth with them.

After he left, they asked "Is it merely a coincidence that the entire time that Coach Saban was over here, Auburn has not scored one point?"

No, Saban is a magical being.

Fucking dipshits.

[Kaos]

Gnomes are magical?

[djsimp]

Gnomes are magical?

They have the precious.

[Vandy Vol]

They have the precious.

Wait, what?  Those motherfuckers have it again?  SHIT!

I'll be back in three years...

[GH2001]

We're losing.

I'm watching it on ESPN3.

Saban came over to the booth to disgust me for six minutes. The Daves were acting as if Jesus Christ himself had graced the booth with them.

After he left, they asked "Is it merely a coincidence that the entire time that Coach Saban was over here, Auburn has not scored one point?"

No, Saban is a magical being.

Fucking dipshits.

Maybe he will pull a Davy Jones if he keeps eating a box of those little debbie cakes a day.

[Snaggletiger]

Couldn't bring myself to watch until I grudgingly flipped over around the 10:00 mark in the 2nd half.  Auburn was up one and I turned it off.  Came back to it with about 2:30 to go and AU was down 4 with Chubb at the line.  The announcer said it was crucial for Chubb to hit this fre throw.  He bricked it, I turned it.  Came back to see Sullivan or somebody launch an awful 3 point attempt with about 12 seconds left.  Green hit a couple of free throws at the other end and the horn sounded a huge 6 point victory for Alabama.  And the band and crowd immediately started singing, Hey Auburn, we just beat the hell out of you. Embarrasing.