A New Level of Class..less...ness...

[Snaggletiger]

I guess I've been lucky not to have had many of the encounters some have had with classless rival fans.  I've seen many at a distance but the direct taunts have been few and far between for me.  Had one guy give me 6th grade level smack down in of all places, Seagrove Beach a couple of summers ago.  Anywho, was talking to some good friends of ours last night.  The girl's father is in his early 70's and I've known him and the whole family for quite a few years.  Her father had an encounter this past weekend that just made me ask, WTF? 

He played golf on Saturday and on the way home, stops by Pube-Licks to get something for the grill.  As he's standing at the meat cooler, this lady, about 50, walks up to him and says "Hey".  He raises up and turns to face her and when he does, she reaches up and grabs a fist full of his Auburn shirt.  She says, "How'd you like the score of that game this year, huh?"  He's says he's stunned but is trying to see if he recognizes this woman.  He's taught Sunday school at a huge church for years.  Certainly this has to be someone he knows that's messing with him. 

Excuse me?

Still holding on and now twisting his shirt, she says, "The Iron Bowl.  Didn't turn out so good, did it?"

He realizes by her tone now that this woman is just being plain hateful.  He asks her, "Are you related to any of the Updykes"  "You poison anyone's trees lately?"  He said she just gave him a Row Tahd and walked off.

Amazing how so many people's self worth centers around a football team's success and failures.     

[Saniflush]

She probably was about to give him a sac.

[AUJarhead]

she reaches up and grabs a fist full of his Auburn shirt. 

And at that, I'd have done some one-back, two-back on her, and would be needing your assistance for the upcoming lawsuit.

[AWK]

I guess I've been lucky not to have had many of the encounters some have had with classless rival fans.  I've seen many at a distance but the direct taunts have been few and far between for me.  Had one guy give me 6th grade level smack down in of all places, Seagrove Beach a couple of summers ago.  Anywho, was talking to some good friends of ours last night.  The girl's father is in his early 70's and I've known him and the whole family for quite a few years.  Her father had an encounter this past weekend that just made me ask, WTF? 

He played golf on Saturday and on the way home, stops by Pube-Licks to get something for the grill.  As he's standing at the meat cooler, this lady, about 50, walks up to him and says "Hey".  He raises up and turns to face her and when he does, she reaches up and grabs a fist full of his Auburn shirt.  She says, "How'd you like the score of that game this year, huh?"  He's says he's stunned but is trying to see if he recognizes this woman.  He's taught Sunday school at a huge church for years.  Certainly this has to be someone he knows that's messing with him. 

Excuse me?

Still holding on and now twisting his shirt, she says, "The Iron Bowl.  Didn't turn out so good, did it?"

He realizes by her tone now that this woman is just being plain hateful.  He asks her, "Are you related to any of the Updykes"  "You poison anyone's trees lately?"  He said she just gave him a Row Tahd and walked off back to her register.

Amazing how so many people's self worth centers around a football team's success and failures.     

Fixxed.

[Buzz Killington]

Fixxed.

Ummm...he said Publix, not the Wall-Marks.

[AUTiger1]

Amazing how so many people's self worth centers around a football team's success and failures.     

It used to amaze me, but not anymore.  I know several that if they lose they can't take it and it ruins their week.  Had one guy tell me with a straight face and serious as he could be:  "HELL YES IT MATTERS!" and at a later time  "It wasn't supposed to go this way!"   

The first response was after the USCe loss.  He was ill and snapping at people at work.  Since I was his lead, I wasn't going to put up with that shit.  So I asked him what was up.  Little did I know that them losing was going to cause him to be pissed.  I mentioned that it was Tuesday and really, that it didn't matter.  Told him if it bothered him that much, he needed to take the rest of the day off, go pick his twin baby girls up, take them to the playground, go home, hug his wife, get a little perspective and then tell me it truly matters that much.

Second response was after the Iron Bowl in 2010. 

Ok, so apparently to this guy, a win or lose matters more to him than his wife or kids and apparently the way it was supposed to go is that Lord SaBear was not supposed to ever lose a game and Chiz was never supposed to win one.

[Shug Dye]

I'd nail that bitch for criminal battery.

[djsimp]

I'd nail that bitch for criminal battery.

Ruthless....and I like it. You sure got some good lawyer talk.

[AUTiger1]

Ruthless....and I like it. You sure got some good lawyer talk.

Silver tounge devil, IYAM.

[dallaswareagle]

I guess one of the good things about Texas, they are few and far between out here and the ones out here are not that bad. I guess if you can get them out of that area they calm down a little bit.

[Godfather]

I guess I've been lucky not to have had many of the encounters some have had with classless rival fans.  I've seen many at a distance but the direct taunts have been few and far between for me.  Had one guy give me 6th grade level smack down in of all places, Seagrove Beach a couple of summers ago.  Anywho, was talking to some good friends of ours last night.  The girl's father is in his early 70's and I've known him and the whole family for quite a few years.  Her father had an encounter this past weekend that just made me ask, WTF? 

He played golf on Saturday and on the way home, stops by Pube-Licks to get something for the grill.  As he's standing at the meat cooler, this lady, about 50, walks up to him and says "Hey".  He raises up and turns to face her and when he does, she reaches up and grabs a fist full of his Auburn shirt.  She says, "How'd you like the score of that game this year, huh?"  He's says he's stunned but is trying to see if he recognizes this woman.  He's taught Sunday school at a huge church for years.  Certainly this has to be someone he knows that's messing with him. 

Excuse me?

Still holding on and now twisting his shirt, she says, "The Iron Bowl.  Didn't turn out so good, did it?"

He realizes by her tone now that this woman is just being plain hateful.  He asks her, "Are you related to any of the Updykes"  "You poison anyone's trees lately?"  He said she just gave him a Row Tahd and walked off.

Amazing how so many people's self worth centers around a football team's success and failures.     

So this is a FGF story.   

[AUTiger1]

So this is a FGF story.   

I actually liked this one better than any of the gay shower BIL stories. 

[Snaggletiger]

I actually liked this one better than any of the gay shower BIL stories.

Having sex in the shower does not make you gay as long as it's with a relative by marriage.

[AUTiger1]

Having sex in the shower does not make you gay as long as it's with a relative by marriage.

Need an expert to rule on this.  AWK, ?

[Vandy Vol]

Need an expert to rule on this.  AWK, ?

The no-homo rules are as follows.

It is not gay unless:

1.) You make eye contact,
2.) You kiss,
3.) You fall in love, or
4.) Your balls touch.

Everything else is fair game.

[Godfather]

The no-homo rules are as follows.

It is not gay unless:

1.) You make eye contact,
2.) You kiss,
3.) You fall in love, or
4.) Your balls touch.

Everything else is fair game.

What no comment on your own logo?

[AWK]

The no-homo rules are as follows.

It is not gay unless:

1.) You make eye contact,
2.) You kiss,
3.) You fall in love, or
4.) Your balls touch.

Everything else is fair game.

You forgot,

5.) You wear a condom.

[JR4AU]

Ummm...he said Publix, not the Wall-Marks.

I had one little half retard bammer "sacker" at Publix taunt me once.  I didn't give the twerp the response he desired, and then informed the manager.  Hasn't happened since.

[Vandy Vol]

What no comment on your own logo?

Are you insinuating that I'm as gay as a Jetta?

If so, I approve.

[Godfather]

Are you insinuating that I'm as gay as a Jetta?

If so, I approve.

I was going for overpriced, tiny, and ghey, but whatever works for ya.