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Against Mother's Wishes

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Re: Against Mother's Wishes
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2012, 02:19:15 PM »
Whore
noun \ˈhȯr, ˈhu̇r\
1. a woman who engages in sexual acts for money



I would so shoot semen all over that ugly pink hat.
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Re: Against Mother's Wishes
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2012, 02:19:15 PM »
Whore
noun \ˈhȯr, ˈhu̇r\
1. a woman who engages in sexual acts for money



Oh....Damn!
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Re: Against Mother's Wishes
« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2012, 02:19:49 PM »
"At Alabama, we don't just talk about compliance.  We exploit the fuck out of it."
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Re: Against Mother's Wishes
« Reply #43 on: January 30, 2012, 02:22:02 PM »
I would so shoot semen all over that ugly pink hat.

Apparently that is what Saban is thinking too.
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Re: Against Mother's Wishes
« Reply #44 on: January 31, 2012, 01:33:03 AM »
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I would so shoot semen all over that ugly pink hat.
Apparently that is what Saban is thinking too.

I doubt he could aim that high unless she was already on her knees.
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Re: Against Mother's Wishes
« Reply #45 on: January 31, 2012, 07:02:52 AM »
Updated story...

http://mobile.al.com/advbirm/pm_29180/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=0MnThCb7

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April Justin (Collin's mom) said she learned on Nov. 5 her son, who is 18, had ended an eight-year relationship with another girl. That was the night LSU defeated Alabama 9-6 in overtime at Bryant-Denny Stadium.
Justin said Collins was on his official visit to Alabama, which coincided with what Justin called an "academic official" visit to campus by Victoria.

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If Saban did offer Collins' girlfriend a job, it could violate NCAA bylaw 13.2.1, which prohibits anyone with a school's athletic interest from making arrangements for giving or offering benefits to a prospective student-athlete's relatives or friends. NCAA bylaw 13.2.1.1 letter (a) specifically prohibits "an employment arrangement for a prospective student-athlete's relatives."

Alabama had no comment on the allegations Monday, and in a statement to momstream.com last week, an Alabama spokesman said he would not comment on the allegation and had no information.

"I know there's 20 other girls that's on a waiting list waiting to be a liaison," April Justin (Collin's mom) said.
"And she has one waiting for her, as I was told."

Justin said family members met Saturday, including the family of Collins' girlfriend, to discuss his recruitment.
"I figured she was a big part of his decision," Justin said. "She had no part of it. She was an outsider.
I felt as though you put your daughter on my son to influence him to go to Alabama.
I really think Alabama recruiting and their staff was very ... sneaky, conniving things within this whole recruiting situation."


The uat "Compliance Dept" is getting that dissociated letter ready for backdating to all of the associated parties "to whom it may concern."
« Last Edit: January 31, 2012, 07:12:14 AM by The Prowler »
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Re: Against Mother's Wishes
« Reply #46 on: January 31, 2012, 07:29:19 AM »
Updated story...

http://mobile.al.com/advbirm/pm_29180/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=0MnThCb7

The uat "Compliance Dept" is getting that dissociated letter ready for backdating to all of the associated parties "to whom it may concern."

The one that starts: "We have determined you are not a booster, representative of Alabama's athletic interests, or in anyway associated with the University of Alabama or it's athletic dept., but we're disassociating you."?
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Re: Against Mother's Wishes
« Reply #47 on: January 31, 2012, 09:10:41 AM »
I doubt he could aim that high unless she was already on her knees.

At any rate, would this be their love child?

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Re: Against Mother's Wishes
« Reply #48 on: January 31, 2012, 09:21:53 AM »
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Re: Against Mother's Wishes
« Reply #49 on: January 31, 2012, 10:18:06 AM »
Wouldn't it be funny if this pissed off mom was the one that ended up causing bama to get caught?
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Re: Against Mother's Wishes
« Reply #50 on: January 31, 2012, 10:20:35 AM »
Updated story...

http://mobile.al.com/advbirm/pm_29180/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=0MnThCb7

The uat "Compliance Dept" is getting that dissociated letter ready for backdating to all of the associated parties "to whom it may concern."

I am glad you could follow that article, because I couldn't fucking understand it.  That was the worst piece of journalism I think I have ever seen.
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Re: Against Mother's Wishes
« Reply #51 on: January 31, 2012, 10:22:41 AM »
Wouldn't it be funny if this pissed off mom was the one that ended up causing bama to get caught?

Funny, yes.  Glorious, HELLZ YEAH!
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