When?

[djsimp]

So, I go home and I have a little chat with the wife about this. She was curious as to why in the hell I was so intrigued by this. She then asked why in the hell we have threads about such on the X. She has nooo idea but she did get a kick out of some of our post.

Anywhoot, she told me that he trim job wasn't really on purpose but it gradually went bald over time. She did say that she doesn't mind a little strip but to her its much easier to maintain if bald. She also considers it to be much better hygiene. Oh, she also said that as she was a little girl, she can remember seeing her mothers wild safari and thought it was disgusting. TMI. I really could have gone without hearing about her mothers bush.

[Saniflush]

Anywhoot, she told me that he trim job wasn't really on purpose but it gradually went bald over time. She did say that she doesn't mind a little strip but to her its much easier to maintain if bald. She also considers it to be much better hygiene.

I'll be the judge of that.  Pictures please.

[djsimp]

I'll be the judge of that.  Pictures please.

What, no pics of mom?

[Saniflush]

What, no pics of mom?

I meant your wife but who am I kidding.  I want to see all of them.

[djsimp]

I meant your wife but who am I kidding.  I want to see all of them.

Yes, I know but posting pics of MIL's vagay jay on the internet would be revenge at its finest.

I'll ask the wife. Maybe she want slap me but it will be fun to ask.

[GH2001]

Yes, I know but posting pics of MIL's vagay jay on the internet would be revenge at its finest.

I'll ask the wife. Maybe she want slap me but it will be fun to ask.

Suzanne gon havta slap a pimp

[AUChizad]

Yes, I know but posting pics of MIL's vagay jay on the internet would be revenge at its finest.

I'll ask the wife. Maybe she want slap me but it will be fun to ask.

But, you gotta ask.

[Buzz Killington]

Yes, I know but posting pics of MIL's vagay jay on the internet would be revenge at its finest.

I'll ask the wife. Maybe she want slap me but it will be fun to ask.

dj, you are a madman.  When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow.  I want to party with you, cowboy.  If the two of us together, forget it.

[Saniflush]

dj, you are a madman.  When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow.  I want to party with you, cowboy.  If the two of us together, forget it.

I decided I better join before I got drafted.

[Snaggletiger]

I decided I better join before I got drafted.

We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' ass for 200 years. We're 10 and 1.

[djsimp]

Well, okay, hotshot. We're gonna see what kind of soldier you are.

[djsimp]

Suzanne gon havta slap a pimp

That will only turn me on.


And yes Chizad, I have to ask because if there is any chance whatsoever that she would be willing, I have to ask; otherwise foot meets balls in a bad kinda way.

[Godfather]

 

[AUChizad]

That will only turn me on.


And yes Chizad, I have to ask because if there is any chance whatsoever that she would be willing, I have to ask; otherwise foot meets balls in a bad kinda way.

I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is the "Asking my wife if I can post pictures of her mother's bush onto a football message board".

[Tiger Wench]

The truth.  We has it.

OK, smartypants.  Tell me that you would not run screaming into the night if you were headed downtown and saw a bright red rash all over the place. Not only does razor rash hurt, it is extremely unsightly and would probably kill the moment.  Nothing like an ingrown hair pimple to give a man pause.

Using a beard trimmer (haha...) to keep the inverted triangle neat and thinned and pretty is the way to go.  It's no Judith from Life of Brian down there - no hygeine issues.  I use shampoo and conditioner just like I would on the top of my head.

Not that it matters in my house.  The man is not one for the orals.  So I guess it really is just doing it for myself.

[Godfather]

So, I go home and I have a little chat with the wife about this. She was curious as to why in the hell I was so intrigued by this. She then asked why in the hell we have threads about such on the X. She has nooo idea but she did get a kick out of some of our post.

Anywhoot, she told me that he trim job wasn't really on purpose but it gradually went bald over time. She did say that she doesn't mind a little strip but to her its much easier to maintain if bald. She also considers it to be much better hygiene. Oh, she also said that as she was a little girl, she can remember seeing her mothers wild safari and thought it was disgusting. TMI. I really could have gone without hearing about her mothers bush.

Perhaps if she had some hair down below some of your seed would get caught in it and you wouldn't have 15 kids.  Just sayin

[GH2001]

OK, smartypants.  Tell me that you would not run screaming into the night if you were headed downtown and saw a bright red rash all over the place. Not only does razor rash hurt, it is extremely unsightly and would probably kill the moment.  Nothing like an ingrown hair pimple to give a man pause.

Using a beard trimmer (haha...) to keep the inverted triangle neat and thinned and pretty is the way to go.  It's no Judith from Life of Brian down there - no hygeine issues.  I use shampoo and conditioner just like I would on the top of my head.

Not that it matters in my house.  The man is not one for the orals.  So I guess it really is just doing it for myself.

Your post aroused me slightly. Of course that aint saying much concerning me.

Your man just dont know what kind of fun he could have.

[djsimp]

Perhaps if she had some hair down below some of your seed would get caught in it and you wouldn't have 15 kids.  Just sayin

True but I don't usually have sex with pubic hairs. Besides, where the hell was this kind of helpful info several years ago, damn.

[djsimp]

The man is not one for the orals.

I'm sorry.

[Godfather]

The man is not one for the orals. 

He really doesn't know the sweet nectar in which he is missing.  As stated before I would be happy to assist you.